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No more "malodorous smells and head turning noises" alert!
1 posted on 01/16/2003 5:52:53 AM PST by UKCajun
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2 posted on 01/16/2003 5:53:34 AM PST by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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Cushions can take about 450 toots before...

What? It's only good for less than a week?

3 posted on 01/16/2003 5:57:31 AM PST by Drango (don't need no stinkin' tag line)
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I smell a Nobel Peace Prize (so to speak).
4 posted on 01/16/2003 6:00:12 AM PST by Wolfie
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Why would anyone want to deprive themselves the inherent comedic value of a strategically released SBD only moments before the elevator doors open?
5 posted on 01/16/2003 6:01:44 AM PST by DancesWithTrout
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"Second-hand flatulence knows no borders," he said.

ROFLMAO! HA!HA!HA!HEE!HEE!HEE!HO!HO!HO!....Ooops! Sorry!

7 posted on 01/16/2003 6:03:08 AM PST by wimpycat (Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
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To: UKCajun
Ah, LSMFT(loud, stinky, malodorous fart traps) Just what the public ordered. This could be right up there with the Cow Dung Gas plant, as a benefit to mankind.

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9 posted on 01/16/2003 6:07:11 AM PST by okiedust
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I don't know why this made me think of you guys...
12 posted on 01/16/2003 6:16:46 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (HHD)
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Could you get us a picture? I'm trying to imagine......... Is it a pillow you sit on? Something you wear? Or (Heaven forbid) something you insert? I have several of those hard-to-buy-for folks on my gift list that might like one of these.
15 posted on 01/16/2003 6:20:47 AM PST by Ditter
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Do they make one with a harness arrangement that would fit a St. Bernard?
20 posted on 01/16/2003 6:23:42 AM PST by tacticalogic (This tagline is dedicated to SheLion and family until further notice.)
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Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
24 posted on 01/16/2003 6:26:28 AM PST by ThinkingMan
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Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
25 posted on 01/16/2003 6:26:28 AM PST by ThinkingMan
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27 posted on 01/16/2003 6:27:02 AM PST by dfwgator
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For this technology to work effectively on either of the Clintons, they will have to incorporate it into a muzzle.
41 posted on 01/16/2003 6:43:54 AM PST by VetoBill (Who is the actor that plays Dan Rather?)
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Why fart and waste it? Burp and taste it!
43 posted on 01/16/2003 6:56:18 AM PST by Andonius_99
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and it's helping provide relief for thousands of gas passers who have cleared rooms or blamed the dog for far too long

What's the fun in that? Clearing a room is part of the enjoyment of letting a SBD rip... First one that smelt it, delt it, dont'cha know...

44 posted on 01/16/2003 7:04:09 AM PST by RedWing9 (We will vie for Lord Stanley... again!)
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Why don't these folks just use Bean-O? It works like a charm. I can eat anything.
48 posted on 01/16/2003 7:49:01 AM PST by Capriole (Yes, I'm pro-choice. My choice is a Browning Hi-Power 9 mm.)
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"Second-hand flatulence knows no borders,"

Surgeon General Warning: Second-Hand flatulence by Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Loss of Baby's Olfactory Senses.

50 posted on 01/16/2003 7:57:38 AM PST by CougarGA7 (Warning tag on the GasBGon)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I love the FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt noise!
55 posted on 01/16/2003 8:59:57 AM PST by finnman69
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To: UKCajun
The fabric is washable, and a removable foam filter muffles sounds while the activated carbon absorbs odors...

What? No catalytic coverter?

58 posted on 01/16/2003 10:20:51 AM PST by dirtboy
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But what about Le Petomaine?
61 posted on 01/16/2003 11:20:20 AM PST by boris
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