No more "malodorous smells and head turning noises" alert!
1 posted on
01/16/2003 5:52:53 AM PST by
UKCajun
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2 posted on
01/16/2003 5:53:34 AM PST by
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To: UKCajun
Cushions can take about 450 toots before... What? It's only good for less than a week?
3 posted on
01/16/2003 5:57:31 AM PST by
Drango
(don't need no stinkin' tag line)
To: UKCajun
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize (so to speak).
4 posted on
01/16/2003 6:00:12 AM PST by
Wolfie
To: UKCajun
Why would anyone want to deprive themselves the inherent comedic value of a strategically released SBD only moments before the elevator doors open?
To: UKCajun
"Second-hand flatulence knows no borders," he said. ROFLMAO! HA!HA!HA!HEE!HEE!HEE!HO!HO!HO!....Ooops! Sorry!
7 posted on
01/16/2003 6:03:08 AM PST by
wimpycat
(Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
To: UKCajun
Ah, LSMFT(loud, stinky, malodorous fart traps) Just what the public ordered. This could be right up there with the Cow Dung Gas plant, as a benefit to mankind.
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9 posted on
01/16/2003 6:07:11 AM PST by
okiedust
To: g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen; Bear_in_RoseBear; Sam Cree
I don't know why this made me think of you guys...
To: UKCajun
Could you get us a picture? I'm trying to imagine......... Is it a pillow you sit on? Something you wear? Or (Heaven forbid) something you insert? I have several of those hard-to-buy-for folks on my gift list that might like one of these.
15 posted on
01/16/2003 6:20:47 AM PST by
Ditter
To: UKCajun
Do they make one with a harness arrangement that would fit a St. Bernard?
20 posted on
01/16/2003 6:23:42 AM PST by
tacticalogic
(This tagline is dedicated to SheLion and family until further notice.)
To: UKCajun
Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
To: UKCajun
Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
To: UKCajun
27 posted on
01/16/2003 6:27:02 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: UKCajun
For this technology to work effectively on either of the Clintons, they will have to incorporate it into a muzzle.
41 posted on
01/16/2003 6:43:54 AM PST by
VetoBill
(Who is the actor that plays Dan Rather?)
To: UKCajun
Why fart and waste it? Burp and taste it!
To: UKCajun
and it's helping provide relief for thousands of gas passers who have cleared rooms or blamed the dog for far too long What's the fun in that? Clearing a room is part of the enjoyment of letting a SBD rip... First one that smelt it, delt it, dont'cha know...
44 posted on
01/16/2003 7:04:09 AM PST by
RedWing9
(We will vie for Lord Stanley... again!)
To: UKCajun
Why don't these folks just use Bean-O? It works like a charm. I can eat anything.
48 posted on
01/16/2003 7:49:01 AM PST by
Capriole
(Yes, I'm pro-choice. My choice is a Browning Hi-Power 9 mm.)
To: UKCajun
"Second-hand flatulence knows no borders,"Surgeon General Warning: Second-Hand flatulence by Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Loss of Baby's Olfactory Senses.
50 posted on
01/16/2003 7:57:38 AM PST by
CougarGA7
(Warning tag on the GasBGon)
To: UKCajun
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I love the FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt noise!
To: UKCajun
The fabric is washable, and a removable foam filter muffles sounds while the activated carbon absorbs odors... What? No catalytic coverter?
58 posted on
01/16/2003 10:20:51 AM PST by
dirtboy
To: UKCajun
But what about Le Petomaine?
61 posted on
01/16/2003 11:20:20 AM PST by
boris
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