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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; radu; Radix; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; ...

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

Good Morning, TROOPS!

18 posted on 01/10/2003 4:14:45 AM PST by tomkow6 (....who's in charge here, the KEEPERS or the KEEPEES?..........)

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To: tomkow6

YAWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING TOMKOW!

20 posted on 01/10/2003 4:19:41 AM PST by Pippin (TomKow keeps wakeing me up!)

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To: tomkow6; bentfeather; radu; Radix; Dubya; southerngrit; Bethbg79; BeforeISleep

THE SCALES OF JUSTICE

Plaintiff: Donald Drusky

Defendent: God, the sovereign ruler of the universe

Lawsuit: In 1999, the 63-year-old Drusky filed suit against God for "taking no corrective action" against an ex-employer who'd fired him 30 years before. His demands: God must grant him guitar-playing skills and resurrect either his pet pigeon or his mother.

Guess the verdict.

Verdict: Drusky claimed that since God didn't show up in court, he won by default. The judge declared the suit: "frivolous".

111 posted on 01/10/2003 2:23:31 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska

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