DFU SONG: California Girls (Human Shields) 1-5-03

DFU SONG PARODIES (inspired by RooRoobird14) | 1-03 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CALIFORNIA GIRLS

The war's about to happen 'cause Saddam had his last chance
He is an evil that the world doesn't need, and like a boil he will be lanced
There still are foolish actors who are whining in the street
I have a plan, I think it's something you'll approve, and the scenario's complete

I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields
I wish they all could be Saddam's human…I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields

Let's start with Barbra Streisand, Redford, Robbins, and his wife
Jane Fonda, Martin Sheen, Ed Asner, that big slob, who gives a damn about their life
Another trip for Sean Penn, who is surely still on meth
And, oh, the irony if villagers went wild and Alec Baldwin's stoned to death

I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields
I wish they all could be Saddam's human…I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields

I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields
I wish they all could be Saddam's human…I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields
I wish they all could be Saddam's human…I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields
I wish they all could be Saddam's human…I wish they all could be Saddam's human shields

[doug from upland]

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[ppaul]

(Sung to "Born to be Wild")

Get your camel running
Goin' out to Mecca
Lookin' for Kaballah
Or whatever rocks my way

Yeah Allah's gonna make it happen
Beat your woman in a loving way
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode bombs in your face

Like a true Jihad child
You were born born to be wild
You can kill some Jews
But in the end it's bad news...

by FReeper, mitchbert

Hey DFU,
Got a creative ending for this one?

[doug from upland]

The author should finish it. It is great work.

[Greybird]

Ahh ... Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon aren't married. The price you pay for forced rhymes, I guess.

[grammymoon]

Doug, you outdid yourself this time....
You slay me.

Prayers for your son-in-law and sincere thanks for his
contribution to our security.

[doug from upland]

Ahh ... Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon aren't married. The price you pay for forced rhymes, I guess.

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Yes, some poetic license was used to make it work. I think they've lived together about 10 years.