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21. A wizard should know better.

22. So much death! What can men do against such reckless hate?

23. I know it's all wrong, by all rights we shouldn't even be here, but we are.

24. To enter the forbidden pool pays the penalty of death.

25. It's my task, mine, my own!

26. Leave now and never come back!

27. It was a gift, keep it.

28. So few, so few of you have returned.

29. Fell deeds await.

30. Then it is forfeit. Release them.

21. Treebeard to Merry and Pippin.

22. Theoden to Aragorn.

23. Samwise Gamgee to Frodo Baggins (personally, I tihnk it's a PJ side joke since in the book Sam and Frodo were never actually at Osgiliath).

24. Faramir to Frodo - upon seeing Smeagol in the pool below.

25. Frodo to Sam.

26. Smeagol to Gollum.

27. Arwen to Aragorn - when Aragorn tries to return Evenstar to Arwen.

28. Eowyn to her father Theoden - when they return from fighting the Warg Riders.

29. (I'm still thinking...)

30. Faramir to one of his Captains - upon being reminded that releasing Frodo, Sam and Smeagol is against his father's law.

21. A wizard should know better. Treebeard
22. So much death! What can men do against such reckless hate? Theoden
23. I know it's all wrong, by all rights we shouldn't even be here, but we are. Merry
24. To enter the forbidden pool pays the penalty of death. Faramir
25. It's my task, mine, my own! Frodo
26. Leave now and never come back! Theoden to Grima
27. It was a gift, keep it. Arwen
28. So few, so few of you have returned. Eowyn
29. Fell deeds await. Theoden
30. Then it is forfeit. Release them.Faramir

22. So much death! What can men do against such reckless hate?

23. I know it's all wrong, by all rights we shouldn't even be here, but we are.

I don't have time to play, since I'm on my lunch break, but these are two of my favorite lines in the movie. Whenever I hear King Theoden (at the dawn after the night attack on Helm's Deep) say that line (#22), I can't help but think of Islamic terrorists.

And 23 is a hysterical nod to those of us who know that Sam and Frodo don't belong in Osgiliath! (Sam said it to Frodo).

NOW! Off to work!

Here we go again. Let's see if I can do better.

21. A wizard should know better.
Treebeard to Merry & Pippen

22. So much death! What can men do against such reckless hate?
Theoden to Aragorn

23. I know it's all wrong, by all rights we shouldn't even be here, but we are.
Frodo to Sam

24. To enter the forbidden pool pays the penalty of death.
Faramir to Frodo

25. It's my task, mine, my own!
Frodo to Sam

26. Leave now and never come back!
Theoden to Grima

27. It was a gift, keep it.
Arwen to Aragorn

28. So few, so few of you have returned.
Eowyn to men returning.

29. Fell deeds await.
Gandalf to Aragorn

30. Then it is forfeit. Release them.
Faramir to his followers.

Things to look forward to in Return of the King:
SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK!!!!

1. Battle with Shelob.
2. Aragorn's mustering of the Undead at the Stone of Erech.
3. Battle of Pellanor Fields. This is a LONG battle, lasting all night and all day. It includes the attack of the Rohirrim and of Aragorn and the Rangers, plus item 4.
4. Battle of Eowyan against the Nazgul and its beast.
5. Battle at the Black Gate of Mordor
6. Frodo putting on the Ring, and Gollow fighting for it and falling into the Crack of Doom.
7. The Fall of Barad Dur.