The Alphabet Song, As Sung By Diana Ross

The Smoking Gun ^ | January 2, 2003 | L.N. Smithee

[L.N. Smithee]

You know the words...er, letters! Let's sing it together!

A B C C D E F,

G H J K L L M,

O P Q R S S T,

U V W X Y Z.

Now I've sung my ABCC's
Where did I put my car keys?

[Michael Barnes]

LOL...good find

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

STOP! In the name of the law
Before you wreck your car
(Think it over)

[veronica]

Sounds like she's turning into the character she played in Mahogany.

[BenR2]

Somehow, I don't get any pleasure out of this woman's discomfiture.

When I was small, I was told not to laugh at others in pitiable circumstances.

This woman loomed so large in my youth (saw her live some 35? years ago), that I cannot but hold her in some kind of awe.

I'm sorry about what happened to her this week.

[Riverman94610]

I was a big Supremes fan too but I still contend Florence Ballard should have stayed lead singer!

[MinuteGal]

One, two, where's muh other shoe?
Four, three, I'm a star, dontcha see?
Six, nine, can't walk this damn line
Ten, five, enough of this jive
Twenty-three, forty, I need another snorty
Seventeen, eight
Oh, well, I'll skate
Now that I've written my ABC's
If I could find muh nose, I'd sneeze.

Leni

[Larry Lucido]

Ok, sso sshe repeatss her ss'ss, cc'ss, and ll'ss. Happenss to me allll the time. Damn keyboard getss sstucck.

[Slyfox]

I guess the wrong date she put down should get her some real stiff jail time.

I'll have to remember that next time I write a check.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[kylaka]

I note that the report says that it is not for distribution outside the Tuscon Police Department. They sure obey their own rules.

Poor gal is only out of rehab ten months. Lets hope she gets successful help and doesn't kill anybody.

[BenR2]

I was a big Supremes fan too but I still contend Florence Ballard should have stayed lead singer!

Shoot: You know more about them than I do!

[AppyPappy]

FOI baby. Ain't nothun they can do.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

M-O-O-N, that spells "Alphabet!"