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KIM JONG-IL RENAMES SELF (HUMOR)
Yahoo Message Boards (Calpine) | 02 January 2003

Posted on 01/02/2003 1:36:13 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

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ROFL!!!! I had to post this one.
1 posted on 01/02/2003 1:36:13 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin; Cagey; Constitution Day; cmsgop
Hold Muh Brain Alert!
2 posted on 01/02/2003 1:42:40 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: humblegunner
PING... You may have an interest in this.
3 posted on 01/02/2003 1:44:53 PM PST by PetroniDE
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin; dead; ChadGore; chance33_98; MonroeDNA
President Clinton was unavailable for comment. His office said he was attending a Kwanzaa celebration today.

ROTFLMBO

Well where else to expect the first black former president to be? In confessional!

This is a hoot!

4 posted on 01/02/2003 1:47:17 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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Nope. Kim Jong-Il announced today that he will now be known as "K-Jo," like the the other really, really important people in the world.
5 posted on 01/02/2003 1:48:47 PM PST by MoralSense
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K-Lo

LoL! I heard he was first considering these:

Kim Jong-Streisand

Kim Jong-Algore

Kim Jong-Carville

Kim Jong-Kennedy-Towsend

6 posted on 01/02/2003 1:54:18 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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Kim Jong-Algore

I like that one!

7 posted on 01/02/2003 1:55:43 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Hmmm. I see a trend developing here.


8 posted on 01/02/2003 1:57:47 PM PST by CougarGA7
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Ha ha ahhahahahaaa.
9 posted on 01/02/2003 2:00:19 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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Good One!
10 posted on 01/02/2003 2:06:38 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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What a couple these two make. What's with that belt she has on? Are those some kind of lucky charms? And the flag in her lapel? She has bigger hands than he does too. However, his UPS uniform is very in.

11 posted on 01/02/2003 2:25:04 PM PST by Cagey
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And the flag in her lapel? She has bigger hands than he does too. However, his UPS uniform is very in

LOL! That flag pin would fit better on Paul Bunyon's flannel shirt.

The UPS brown color really highlights the pinkish hue in his cheeks.

They both kind of look alike. They are standing exactly with the same posture.

12 posted on 01/02/2003 2:36:31 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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They look like little people.

No offense to little people out there like Micky Abbott :)

13 posted on 01/02/2003 2:38:11 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
I thought it would be "Won Bin Twun"!
14 posted on 01/02/2003 2:38:38 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: MotleyGirl70
I bet Kim has been heightening.
15 posted on 01/02/2003 2:51:08 PM PST by Cagey
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To: PetroniDE
This not funny! Kim Jong Il is great leader!

He also very displeased! This worse than improper cook dog.

16 posted on 01/02/2003 3:20:57 PM PST by humblegunner
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Don't forget to Wok your Dog!

THE CLINTON - ALL-DIM - CARTER LEGACY

17 posted on 01/02/2003 3:49:36 PM PST by stlrocket
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I bet he wears lifts in his shoes.

Cagey you MUST be P.C.; he is vertically challenged.

18 posted on 01/02/2003 4:10:12 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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What's up with those uniforms? Maybe he should try a McDonalds uniform ever now and then.
19 posted on 01/02/2003 4:16:27 PM PST by Brett66
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Ahh... Madeline join concubine corps, cut special deal.
Not need cook, this dog already hot.

Kim Jong still not amuse, get on train and go for concubine now.
Change from UPS uniform on train.

20 posted on 01/02/2003 5:17:13 PM PST by humblegunner
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