This Seasons Difference Between Republicans & Democrats

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[stlrocket]

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"

Democrats say "Season's Greetings!"

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Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.

Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.

Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.

Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

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Republicans do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.

So do Democrats, but they don't admit it.

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Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.

Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.

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Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.

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Republicans always take the price tags off expensive gifts before wrapping.

Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen!

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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play"Cowboys and Indians."

Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

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Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.

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Republican men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

On this, Democrats are in full agreement.

[stlrocket]

This pretty much sums it up! You might want to add a few of your own after watching the Democrats desgrace themselves again during the past few weeks!

[stlrocket]

Sorry - My Spelling is a Disgrace!

[Joe Bonforte]

Republicans buy nice wrapping paper and bows, and create wrapped gifts that are works of art.

Democrats buy pre-printed decorative boxes, and tape them shut.

[Joe Bonforte]

Republicans give their kids footballs and baseball gloves.

Democrats give their kids Playstation 2s and Xboxes.

[dalereed]

As far as presents on Christmas eve goes, our family has never done anything on Christmas day. Being Norwegian, the family has always had their Christmas get together, dinner, present opening, etc. on Christmas eve, and there isn't a democrat in the family.

[B. Rabbit]

Republicans are thankful to their nation, their forefathers, and their own ambition which allows them to spend a holiday of giving and receiving with their families.

Democrats, despite freely living in the comfort of that same society, wring their hands with guilt about other nations' misfortune and the evil of robber barons on Christmas morning.

[commish]

You forfot the most important one :

Republicans spend Christmas remembering the story of a Child laying in a Manger, sent by the Lord to save the world

Democrats give gifts and celebrate the "Season"

[commish]

And I FORGOT how to spell!!! forfot?

[Salvation]

Republicans give thanks to the Lord for having a wonderful Christmas celebration.

Democrats blame the Republicans because their Democratic Christmas celebration wasn't all they wanted it to be; it just seemed empty.