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The Two Towers; One Freepers Review
12/19/02 | Anitius Severinus Boethius

Posted on 12/19/2002 8:14:17 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius

How does one begin to discuss a film that is at it's essence not a film in the way most people understand. There can be no mistaking, those who do not have an understanding of who these characters are, either from viewing the first movie or by reading the books, cannot begin to catch up with this movie. In that understanding, this movie cannot and does not stand on it's own. Unlike other "middle installments" (The Empire Strikes Back, The Temple of Doom, The Godfather Part II) this film is not a complete story, and for some non-book fans that will be a serious problem.

The second problem with the film is the unrelenting pace by which things happen. I say that it is a problem, but not in a bad way. It's like having a girlfriend or wife that is so attractive that other men are constantly staring. Or having your stock portfolio increase so much that the SEC investigates. You know, it's a problem, but not one you want to be rid of. The film is fast. Let me make that clear, it is F A S T.

Imagine the Die Hard movies all in 90 minutes. Bruce takes care of Alan Rickman and frees the skyscraper in 30 minutes before taking on rogue Special Forces at JFK and blowing up their plane at the 60 minute mark and then jumping in a cab with Sam Jackson to foil another group of terrorists in the city in another half hour. But don't cut any scenes.

The third problem, and again this is from someone who is very familiar with the books, is the uneveness of the story. This actually is a real problem, and why the film seems a bit choppy at time. Unfortunately, this is the good Professors doing and he left himself an out that Jackson couldn't take. The Frodo storyline is a much more contemplative storyline than the other two and feels much more mellow and sinister. Tolkien worked around this by keeping it seperate in his storytelling; Jackson had no such luxury. A fault with the film, but oddly enough the fault lies in not the director nor the material but rather in the medium itself.

Wow, sounds like I had a lot of problems with the film, doesn't it. Well, no. In fact quite the opposite. The problem with reviewing this film is there is such a cornucopia of real magnificant things that it is easier to recognize that which didn't work instead of that which did. Imagine talking about Ben-Hur without mentioning the chariot race. What a magnificant piece of film making! The Two Towers has so many "chariot race" type scenes that it would be impossible to describe them all and diminish them if you just took a sampling.

Absolutely the best film of the year, and that includes fan favorites such as Spiderman and critics favorites such as The Hours or Far From Heaven. Sadly, the problems with the film will stick out in the minds of many due to the consistantly excellent qualities that permeate this work of art. For that reason, I think that the academy might overlook many of the great accomplishments of this film. That is very dissapointing, because Andy Serkis, Howard Shore (whose score works much better in this film for me than in the first film), and especially Peter Jackson deserve to be holding little gold statues in March.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: freeks; gore; tolkien; twotowers
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To: Elenya
That's called a real man, which is what Aragorn is supposed to be...

Oh, yeah? Well, I think he's a fairy - he wears a jeweled pendant, f'Petessake!

181 posted on 12/19/2002 2:49:06 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
sigh...
182 posted on 12/19/2002 2:51:13 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I'd have to look at the map, but I recall the ruined city of Osgiliath was along the banks of the Anduin in between Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul. Seeing as how the first brigades of his army was already there, I would think as soon as the wraith sensed the presence of the ring they would command the troops halt their march to Gondor and begin searching for the ring. All nine wraths would be sent right there, and all of Saurons armies would be unleashed.



183 posted on 12/19/2002 2:53:55 PM PST by Liberal Classic
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To: Billthedrill
"Oh, all right - one little spoiler. Frodo puts the ring on and turns evil, putting on a dark cloak and a scuba helmet and leading the clone army on the part of the Federation against the rebel space forces and the Jedi Knights. Gandalf returns and has a great light-saber fight with him on the Death Star..."

When do the clone trees defeat Count Dooku and his Death Tower?
I think "The Nine" are the coolest Imperial Storm Troopers.
Those Ewoks are on the forest moon of the Shire really are a hardy folk.
Was "Sting" Frodo's father's light sabre?

184 posted on 12/19/2002 2:54:39 PM PST by KriegerGeist
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To: Liberal Classic
...and in lieu of any dwarf women I'll just have to settle for Rosie Cotton.

Remember Gimli talking about how it's sometimes difficult to tell dwarf men and women apart, and Aragorn says as an aside to Eowyn, "It's their beards." Hilarious.

185 posted on 12/19/2002 2:57:44 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: Liberal Classic
Speaking of maps, did anyone here have to stifle a hoot when Faramir whipped out a dead copy of the map in the original LOTR trilogy? The fonts were even the same. Didn't Tolkien draw the original himself?
186 posted on 12/19/2002 2:59:03 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
We knows what Master is up to... Master wants to fight, nasty Hobbit...
187 posted on 12/19/2002 3:01:49 PM PST by Elenya
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To: My2Cents
I guess you could always...


188 posted on 12/19/2002 3:05:08 PM PST by Liberal Classic
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To: HairOfTheDog
I just love that

Should come in handy these days...

189 posted on 12/19/2002 3:05:20 PM PST by Elenya
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To: My2Cents
Aragorn says as an aside to Eowyn, "It's their beards." Hilarious.

Just remembered that. Everybody laughed at that one...

190 posted on 12/19/2002 3:07:14 PM PST by Elenya
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To: Elenya
Just wait till I get started on Sauron, one big ol' misunderstood fuzzy puppy...er, disembodied fuzzy puppy...er, evil disembodied fuzzy puppy materializing as an orange 50-ft Eye...OK, it'll need some work...
191 posted on 12/19/2002 3:07:44 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Eowyn-of-Rohan
Your finest hour...


192 posted on 12/19/2002 3:07:48 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: My2Cents
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."

Great actor. Great post.

193 posted on 12/19/2002 3:09:55 PM PST by bribriagain
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To: Billthedrill
No, the map Tolkien used in the books is a reproduction of the original map borrowed from the Minas Tirith Public Library.
194 posted on 12/19/2002 3:11:19 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: My2Cents
Whoo hoo! Go, Eowyn Go. I can't wait. 364 (?) days to go...
195 posted on 12/19/2002 3:11:35 PM PST by Elenya
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To: Liberal Classic
Yes, Osgoliath is very close. The servants of the enemy, luckily are not very bright, or they would have won a long time ago, and the story would have been a short one!

I think the scene was inspired by the near-miss scene at Minus Morgul... where the Lord of the Nazgul rides out with the army, senses Frodo's presence, stops for a minute but rides on... Either not sure of what he sensed or already tasked with other matters... We do know that he reported it back somehow... because the orcs at Cirith Ungol were on the lookout for a spy...

Ready for my re-read of the books! And ready for the next movie!
196 posted on 12/19/2002 3:12:54 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: My2Cents
She always was my favorite character in LOTR and as I said before, I like Otto in the role. Come ROTK Eowyn's gonna kick some serious Nazgul butt...
197 posted on 12/19/2002 3:13:14 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
>Just wait till I get started on Sauron, one big ol' misunderstood fuzzy puppy...er...

Sauron looked just like
a cartoon buzz-zap effect
in those famous old

"Duck Dodgers" cartoons!
It kind of took some of the
terror out for me...

198 posted on 12/19/2002 3:14:19 PM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: My2Cents; Eowyn-of-Rohan
I personally like this version. (John Howe, I believe.) I even have this as my Windows startup screen.


199 posted on 12/19/2002 3:16:36 PM PST by ecurbh
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To: Elenya
With you gals drooling over Aragorn, I feel obliged to post one more of Eowyn:


200 posted on 12/19/2002 3:18:34 PM PST by My2Cents
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