[NormsRevenge]

September 12, 2002 Thread Caption this: Nick Nolte arrested

[Delbert]

Drug Testing???!!!! Damn!

[Alberta's Child]

George Carlin shows signs of exhaustion as he arrives in Los Angeles for tonight's filming of HBO's "One Night Stand" comedy show.

[NRA2BFree]

"I have to remember to buy some shampoo."

[amused]

"Did I miss any?" {mutters to self while wiping nose}

[Argus]

"Oh man, now I've gotta take the bus."

[dennisw]

It's a shame. I like him as an actor but now he's the poster child for libertarians on drugs.

[CougarGA7]

"Man! I'm still hungover."

[isthisnickcool]

Jeff Spicolli at age 60.

[Fintan]

"Things I gotta remember...

1. Hurry up and sign that petition against, uh...umm...everything before Marty Sheen gets pissed at me.
2. Get 'faced.
3. Set up account with Mort's Liquor Emporium for home delivery.
4. Hey, where are my eyes???
5. Return rented suit.
6. Where am I???
7. Get blotto.
8. Lunch with Bill Clinton. Call photographers and buddies in news media.
9. Go on binge. Slur words in next movie role. Win Academy Award.
10. Vomit on prosecutor's desk.
11. Ask judge if he wants to get a case of Jack and cruise Sunset Blvd."

[Paul Atreides]

Nick Nolte waits to audition for the role of Ted Turner.

[dennisw]

[lonewacko_dot_com]

[snort!]

[Solamente]

I see lots o' purty colors when I push on my eyes with ma fingurs...

[Moose4]

"Kids, Santa's having a rough year, so be nice to him..."

}:-)4

[csvset]

Call 911! Call 911!

[Sabretooth]

I see the judge saying-

"Stay the f*** out of Malibu Lebowski"