Posted on 12/12/2002 11:32:42 AM PST by new cruelty
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"Kumbaya my non-denominational higher being, Kumbaya..."
Yeah, it's weird like all that 'Endowed by their Creator stuff in the Constitution'....
It is the reason why -- along with legitimate security concerns and the need to ensure a stable oil supply -- no matter what happens with the UN inspection teams, the United States and, albeit somewhat unwillingly, Canada will be at war.
Yeah, never mind those legitimate security concerns and the need to ensure a stable oil supply...
I guess I just don't understand this article at all.
Don't get your panties in a wad, Mark...
Given their unfortunate tendency to draw friendly fire down on themselves the Canuckistan Self Defense Forces will be stationed in a rear area.
And they won't leave home until after this year's FDNHHJS (Friendly Diversity Nurturing Happy Holiday Joy Season) is over.
I'll be home for Fidunhij... You can count on me...
200 years from now, I want their children's children's children's children
to cower and cringe in fear whenever they hear the sounds of jet engines overhead
because their legends tell of fire from the sky.
I want them to hide in dark caves and holes in the earth,
shivering with terror whenever they hear the roar of diesel engines
because the tales of their ancestors talk about metal monsters
crawling over the earth, spitting death and destruction.
I want their mothers to be able to admonish them with
"If you don't behave, the Pale Destroyers will come for you",
and that will be enough to reduce them to quivering obesience.
I want the annihilation to be so complete that their mythology
will tell them of the day of judgment when the stern gods from across the sea
.. the powerful 'Mericans .. destroyed their forefathers' wickedness.
So, not only does he believe in God, Liberty and America, he puts his butt on the line for it.
Good for Tanker Bob. What is the writer's problem with this?
Tossing out a grenade then running doesn't exactly help your cause much. It just makes more people hate you. I guess you learned your technique from the Palestinian school of debate, huh?
Get it right. That's the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.
Who is George Bush Jr.?
Oh Really?!! How about this, "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equall, that they are endowded by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness." Recognise that? It's from the Declaration of Independence, perhaps the most signifigant example of "political decision making" in the history of the world. Looks to me like that Creator mentioned was a pretty dominant force.
#1) Re-election of Bush
#2) Religious war
#3 or 4) National Security
#3 or 4) Oil
Yeah, right. Canahoodians been sniffin too much white stuff.
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