[eureka!]

"Black responded by pulling off Robbins' helmet and slapping him."

This just sounds so, so, well, un-hockey. What a funny little piece. Thanks for the post and chuckle....

[Warren]

Robbins should wear a skirt on the ice to let the opposing players know he is a sissy & not to make him cry.

[republicman]

Not surprising hypocrisy is the first ingredient in the character disorder known as liberalism

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Robbins then successfully lobbied to get Black banned from the rink for three months.

Pussy.

[martin_fierro]

GO GET 'IM, BOYS!

"Time for some Old Time Hockey, eh?"

<|:)~

[rabidralph]

Yes, there's something rather unsettling about allowing yourself to be slapped around by a fine arts dealer.

[Paul Atreides]

Remember when Babs said that everyone in California should cut back on the electricity and washing machines....except Babs?

[Don'tMessWithTexas]

It's funny to hear a man, responsible for producing bastard children, talk about legitimate forms of expression.

If I was on the ice with this creep, I would love to scrum with him in the corner and then accidentally let my stick slip and gouge up that purty little face of his.

What a wuss!

[kcvl]

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[Man from Oz]

What a big pu$$y

[quark]

Timmie the Sissy gets his panties in a bunch when an art dealer b!tch slaps him! Too funny...

[dighton]

Y/A alternate universe ping. This time it's a pacifist hockey player.

[Alberta's Child]

During a pickup game a few months ago, the 6-foot-5 inch actor, who is Susan Sarandon's long-time live-in, allegedly ran into a smaller opposing player, fine arts dealer Michael Black. The impact sent Robbins to the ice with a concussion.

I can't believe someone in the mainstream media covered this story!

I used to play hockey with a guy who also played in a very good amateur league at Chelsea Piers in New York. He once told me that whenever his team played Tim Robbins' team, his assignment was to follow Robbins all over the ice and make rude comments about Susan Sarandon in an attempt to goad Robbins into taking penalties.

He said that Robbins was a very good player, but he was despised by opposing teams because he played a pretty rough game while wearing a full face shield (this is a major violation of hockey etiquette).

The stories this guy (who was the best hockey player I've ever played with, BTW -- he was declared ineligible for our team because he was invited to camp with the Toronto Maple Leafs one year) used to tell us were priceless . . .

[Players line up for faceoff]

Friend: "Hey, Timmy . . . How's things goin' . . . Why don'tcha take that shield off and play like a man, ya p#ssy?"

Tim: "F#ck you, little man!"

[Puck drops, and opposing center pulls it back to one of his defensemen . . . Robbins curls back toward his own defensive zone, then heads up ice looking for a pass . . . my "pest" friend skates two inches away from him the whole time]

Friend: "Don't call me little man, Timmy . . . Susan don't think so . . . Ya better get dressed quickly and get home after the game, or else I'm gonna get there first . . . I think Susan don't like ya much, Timmy."

[Robbins and my "pest" friend begin pushing and shoving lightly as the play moves up the ice. The referee notices and yells at them to "knock it off and play on!"]

"Hey, Timmy . . . You can tell me -- She's got a great body but her face really is ugly, ain't it?"

[Both players stop skating and Robbins lets loose with a stream of curses]

"Timmy boy . . . Don't worry about it . . . I've figured out how to deal with it -- put TWO bags over her head instead of one!"

Robbins: "You little #&*@#*!!!!!"

[WHISTLE BLOWS!!!]

Referee: "Get over here, Robbins! . . ."

[Referee skates over to the penalty box, with Robbins trailing slowly behind]

Referee to official scorer: "I've got #10 on white -- two minutes for high-sticking!"

LOL!!!!

[csvset]

Mr. Robbins' other half and brood. The girl in the pic is not the offspring of Mr. Robbins, however, I believe the boys are.

Mr. Robbins is a punk ass and should take up badmitten.