#include "EULA.h"
#include "NSA_libraries.h"
#include "Version_obsolecence.h"
char make_prog_look_big(2000000000);
main () {
if (detect_LINUX())
freeze;
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_CPU())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
set_icons(ugly);
display(Windoews_XP_Splash_screen);
while (1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
switch ( detect_condition() ) {
case NEW_WINDOEWS_VERSION_AVAILABLE:
trash_registry();
break;
case NEW_EULA_AVAILABLE:
trash_registry();
break;
case NORMAL:
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
break;
case IMPORTANT_WORD_DOCUMENT:
crash(BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH);
break;
case PLAYING_MP3_FILE:
download("
http://riaa.com/hollywood/fatcat/copyprotection.exe");
break;
case RUNNING_BENCHMARK:
adjust_time(APPEAR_SHORTER);
continue;
case LOOMING_MICROSHAFT_STOCK_OFFERING:
generate_document(ANALYST_RECOMMENDATION);
continue;
case RANDOM:
generate_error_number(RANDOM);
display_error_box();
freeze;
continue;
default:
download("
http://www.microshaft.com/free/todaysvirus.exe");
}
}
return(trashed_system);
}
I think the code should be repeated here. It's a riot LOL!