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Sex doll fan mistaken for murderer
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| Tuesday, 26 March, 2002, 15:22 GMT
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Posted on 12/10/2002 3:19:55 PM PST by Cup of Joe
A German man suspected of murder has been cleared by police after it emerged a "corpse" in his possession...
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KEYWORDS: consentingadult; holdmuhairpump; murder
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Tuesday, 26 March, 2002, 15:22 GMT Sex doll fan mistaken for murderer
Munich is famous for its beer, rather than its sex dolls
A German man suspected of murder has been cleared by police after it emerged a "corpse" in his possession was in fact a new addition to his sex doll collection.
It appears we disturbed him as he was acquainting himself with his recent purchase
Peter Reichl Munich police In a case reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's classic film "Rear Window", a zealous neighbour called the police after seeing the man carrying what he believed was a dead body into his flat in the city of Munich.
Officers from the city police department travelled immediately to the building.
Hitchcock's character was convinced his neighbour had murdered his wife
"It appears we disturbed him as he was acquainting himself with his recent purchase," spokesman Peter Reichl told BBC News Online.
The doll, he added, was of a silicone variety - giving it a more lifelike appearance than the standard blow-up toy.
Police left the man, who was "surprised and upset" by the questioning, after he showed them his collection of dolls.
He now has four.
He was offered the department's profuse apologies, Mr Reichl said. It is not clear whether the caller has also apologised for causing upset to his neighbour.
To: Cup of Joe
"It appears we disturbed him as he was acquainting himself with his recent purchase. "I hate it when that happens.
To: Cup of Joe
"The doll, he added, was of a silicone variety."Like Pamela Lee?
To: Cup of Joe
The doll, he added, was of a silicone variety - giving it a more lifelike appearance than the standard blow-up toy
The real lifelike ones have a string you could pull and it says "Is this all you think about?".
To: Cup of Joe
I've found it a good practice to use a little magnet to attach a note to myself on the fridge - "be sure to close draperies before engaging in deviant sexual activity with inanimate objects" - it's just common sense...
To: Cup of Joe
A few years ago, my friend and I bought a blow-up doll for a buddy who was celebrating his 60th birthday. We dressed the doll up to cover 2 of the 3 anatomically correct orifices. We each held a hand and marched it into the birthday party, at a local Sheraton. After many adult drinks, the party ended. The birthday boy and I walked out with his new toy in hand. I marched it up to the front desk and asked for a room for me and my new wife. The girl at the desk laughed, as she figured I was kidding, which I was. She said she couldn't give us a room. I said, "You always give me a room when I come here with my sheep." A good time was had by all.
To: Cup of Joe
He has 4? Sounds like he's looking for something that he still hasn't found.
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posted on
12/10/2002 3:39:07 PM PST
by
weegee
To: Cup of Joe
Groucho Marx Quotations
Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?
Woman: All of us? But that's bigamy!
Groucho: Yes, and it's big-a-me too.
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Trent Lott!!!
;^)...I mean, the sheep....
To: Cup of Joe
In a related story, bill clinton has been named cultural ambassador to Germany...
To: TightSqueeze
Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married? Woman: All of us? But that's bigamy! Groucho: Yes, and it's big-a-me too. The joke was reprised, in slightly different form, in Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation.
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posted on
12/10/2002 3:50:51 PM PST
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supercat
To: Joe 6-pack
He's trying to find one that's built like a sink.
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12/10/2002 3:58:31 PM PST
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weegee
To: weegee
Amazing what people will do.
These are what the article is talking about...about $ 5,000 each
WARNING before you go here this is an adult site.
http://www.realdoll.com/
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posted on
12/10/2002 4:24:01 PM PST
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blackbag
To: blackbag
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posted on
12/10/2002 4:27:44 PM PST
by
weegee
To: blackbag
At least this German's
real secret is safe:
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posted on
12/10/2002 4:30:11 PM PST
by
weegee
To: Cup of Joe
...standard blow-up toy.My ex-wife thought I was the standard blow-up toy.
Fortunately, the P.I. found the pipebomb under my car in time.
To: blackbag; LurkerNoMore!
...about $ 5,000 each...5 large for a mannequin?
No wonder outfits are so pricey these days!
To: DainBramage
The real lifelike ones have a string you could pull and it says "Is this all you think about?". They don't say that until you marry them,and then it's only said to you.
To: blackbag
Michael Jackson would gladly pay for such life-like features these days.
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posted on
12/10/2002 4:40:08 PM PST
by
weegee
Why is Ted Kennedy dating a blow-up doll these days?
Because she floats!
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posted on
12/10/2002 4:42:45 PM PST
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weegee
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