[tomkow6]

Have to give due credit: I got it from Chrissie.

Good thing you showed up here at the Canteen; I thought I was the ONLY one here

Since I was getting lonesome, I was gonna let all my "kitty-katz" come in from the cold & play!

After all, they also enjoy company!

Um, I think one or two are loose here............

[Radix]

WHAT A GUY REALLY MEANS WHEN HE SAYS...

"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand,
while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of
making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."

[Soaring Feather]

I really do like tame skunks! I have visited folks who own them. I prefer a tame skunk to a ferret, they smell terrible!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Tom, your jokes today were stupendous. Look what I found while I was out on my walk today. Yours?