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Dowd Declares Eminem GREAT! Hold muh brains Alert!
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| 11-22-02
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Posted on 11/23/2002 2:40:45 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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DOWD DECLARES EMINEM IS 'THE BOOMER CROONER'
She's back from her Sheltering Sky-like odyssey to Saudi Arabia.
Not quite Debra Winger roaming aimlessly on back of camel looking for a mid-life reset, but NY TIMES queen columnist Maureen Dowd appears to have found rejuvenation; back in Washington, fresh and fun in tomorrow's filing.
"My girlfriends are surreptitiously smitten with Eminem," Dowd declares, according to newsroom sources.
"They buy his posters on eBay. They play him on their Walkmen at the gym. They sing along lustily to "Cleanin' Out My Closet" and "Lose Yourself" in the car."
Dowd raps: "But yo, dawg, our suffocating yuppie love has turned Marshall Mathers into Jerry Mathers. Eminem is now as cuddly as Beaver Cleaver.... He'll have to be very smart and very wicked if he doesn't want to hear himself in elevators."
Dowd continues: "'My 11-year-old daughter is repulsed that I like him,' a friend says."
[Is that you Alessandra Stanley?]
"He's charming the people he's supposed to be menacing. What happens when Rebel Without a Cause becomes Rebel With Applause?"
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KEYWORDS: catherinezetajones; column; down; dumpedbydouglas; eminem; envy; holdmuhbeer; jealous; liberal; maureen; meltsinyourmouth; newyorktimes; sinful; zetajones
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To: ConservativeMan55
The title should read Dowd! LOL! Not Down!
To: ConservativeMan55
She's a freakin' nutcase!
To: ConservativeMan55
Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?
To: ConservativeMan55
"'My 11-year-old daughter is repulsed that I like him,' a friend says."There's hope in that family.
To: Semper Paratus
Her 11 year old is more mature than she is.
To: ConservativeMan55
In other news, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas are still married.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
11/23/2002 2:45:47 PM PST
by
MadIvan
To: hole_n_one
She's a freakin' nutcase! Did we recently shift over to some parallel universe where all the freekin' liberals and socialists went totally nuts?
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posted on
11/23/2002 2:46:54 PM PST
by
evad
To: MadIvan
In other news, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas are still married. Key words have been added "Zeta Jones, Catherine Zeta Jones, Dumped by Douglas"
To: dubyaismypresident
LOL!!! Rub it in her face! Bwahahaha!
To: ConservativeMan55
I guess all those Middle Easterners telling her that her body should be covered, lest it prove too "tempting", has given her a new lease on life.
To: ConservativeMan55
Do you think that Dowd's ravings ever make anyone at the Times uncomfortable? It's just so sad, so pathetic....
To: ConservativeMan55
Rub it in her face!I bet that's just what Michael Douglas did.
To: Paul Atreides
"Eminem is now as cuddly as Beaver Cleaver"
Gee Wolly....
To: Clara Lou
No, I think she fits right in with the other nutjobs at the NY Times.
To: dubyaismypresident
Key words have been added "Zeta Jones, Catherine Zeta Jones, Dumped by Douglas" We can extrapolate Maureen's brain droppings come from the fact that she can't get a date. However, no one is brave enough to give her a date merely to moderate the stench from those droppings.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
11/23/2002 2:56:09 PM PST
by
MadIvan
To: ConservativeMan55
Utterly pukeworthy. Some baby-boomers will never grow-up. And there's nothing cute or charming about it.
To: ConservativeMan55
LOL!!! Rub it in her face! Bwahahaha! If you insist.
To: MadIvan
Maybe.....If she likes Eminem so much, why doesn't she date him?????
What is there to be afraid of Maureen????
He only fantasized about tying his ex wife up, chopping her into pieces, and throwing her into a lake.
Come on, give the guy a chance, you seem to like him well enough...
To: ConservativeMan55
When the Dowdy One says "Beaver Cleaver," I have to wonder if it is her bawdy euphemism for Bubba.
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