Caption Rush Limbaugh

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 20, 2002 | Paul Atreides

[Libertina]

The towel is stuffed in Hillary's mouth
Well, that's alright then. ;)

[Molly Pitcher]

LOL! But wait! This reinforces the "violent" image Daschle has pegged us with!

[Paul Atreides]

And? ;-)

[musicman]

"SEE!!!There ARE consequences that could arise from having casual unprotected sexual intercourse !!!"

[spindoctor]

Mommy, Mommy... That big bully Rush Limbaugh is picking on me again. Make him STOP!!!

[Doctor Raoul]

I've never seen Rush hold him out the window, but have seen him hold him up so he can use the big guy's urinal.

[Paul Atreides]

He's holding him out the window so he can go wee wee. Nancy Pelosi is below.

[Slyfox]

And the crowd chants:
LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!

(well, that's what Dashole would have you think, anyways)

[octobersky]

"But the kid is not my son."
- Thriller (1982)

[Molly Pitcher]

And? ;-)

And, LOL, I don't care!!!:-)

[lizma]

Send it to his little brother.

dlimbaugh@worldnetdaily.com

Bet he would forward it, after he stops laughing.

[Paul Atreides]

Ha ha...'atta girl!

[Paul Atreides]

Sent! Thanks for the idea.

[Rome2000]

Daschle considers this picture to be a threat.

[Rome2000]

From BSNN Nathan Porters site

Tom Daschle: Man or Midget?

 

A few weeks ago, The Hotline reported that in an effort to make him appear taller, aides to Senator Tom Daschle had begun stacking phone books in his chair when he and Dick Gephardt held joint news conferences in which they both were seated behind a conference table. "Nahh...Daschle couldn't be that short," I thought. I always knew Daschle to be a small man, but I had never given much thought to his physical stature. So, intrepid cyber-journalist that I am, I conducted a little investigation to find out just how short Tom Daschle really is, and the results are astounding. All of these photos were found at Tom Daschle's website (which, incidentally, is just as lame as he is) and other than adjusting their size, none of the photos have been digitally altered in any way. I SWEAR!

 

 

It is interesting to note that in this photo, Tom is standing a foot closer to the camera than anyone else, and he still looks like a toy poodle.

 

 

This young female South Dakotan is probably 15 (16 tops), yet Daschle can look her in the eyes. We can't see their feet in this photo, and I'm betting the reason is because Tom is standing on the D.C. Yellow Pages.

 

 

This photo is interesting because the young lady appears to be purposefully slouching and bending at the knees to make Tom look taller. I guess someone else must have been using the phone book that day.

 

 

This picture makes Tom look like an underdeveloped 8th grader posing with his date for the school dance and her father.

 

Yet another example of Daschle towering under a teenager. There are three things that never change in all of these photos: Tom's unusual lack of height, those hideous paintings of cows on the walls, and the amazing consistency of Tom's "smiling for the camera" pose. I guess it is true that reptiles have only one facial expression.

 

This photo goes to show that Tom is not only short, but he is thin as a rail, too. I could knock this guy down by breathing on him.

 

 

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[Paul Atreides]

That's because Daschle is a whining part of the female anatomy.

[Paul Atreides]

I think this how Daschle is really built,

and what the public sees is just a robotic form, manipulated by a complex system of gears and pulleys.

[IncPen]

[Terriergal]

(reluctantly) we-eeeeelllll.... I suppose.... (still shuddering)

[NRA2BFree]

LOL!!