APOLOGIES TO ABBOT AND COSTELLO (bush and Condi conversation-sarcasm)

nealz nuze ^ | November 20, 2002 | neal boortz

[anncoulteriscool]

APOLOGIES TO ABBOT AND COSTELLO

HU'S ON FIRST

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[anncoulteriscool]

I thought this was kinda funny!

[yonif]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JZdiablo]

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) Not to the Susquehana Hat Company on Bagel Street?

[Robert A Cook PE]

I (first) saw this on Boortz's site ( www.boortz.com ) this morning,

BUT WHO WROTE IT?

[Lando Lincoln]

I laughed out loud - thanks!

[beckett]

Hilarious!

[mass55th]

Check out this cute link:

Cat and Mouse

[Non-Sequitur]

bump

[Maceman]

I saw this on DU. I had to admit it was funny.

[mystery-ak]

This is really funny....laughed out loud.!

[Enterprise]

That is a really enjoyable site!

[Sicon]

THAT is absolutely hilarious! I'm sure Abbot and Costello would be proud! Who knows? They might even have done it themselves if they were still around!

[KC_for_Freedom]

I agree, my wife and I were prepared for it to be a Bush hit piece, but it was just good fair humour.

[KarlInOhio]

BUT WHO WROTE IT?

Yes, he did.

[rmlew]

Cute.
I've seen a recording of the origional abou teh NY Dodger's line-up.
In grade school, I my class had the following boys: Hugh, Wat, Were, and Wyatt. Also made new students' lives difficult.

This is the jist of the conversation I had when Wat transfered in.
Me: I'm Ron, what's your name
Wat: Yes.
Me: What... is your name
Wat: Exactly.

At that point I got the joke, but to be sure, I asked him in French. He answered Wat Tyler. Of coruse, this begs the question, why would anyone willing to name their son after a famous English Leveler send him to a prep school?

[maro]

Of course, in standard English, "what" and "Wat" are pronounced differently.

[ArcLight]

This is excellent!

[El Gato]

Reminds me on an incident related to me by a friend/co-worker, Kay, who had just returned from church work in Mexico.

Mexican: "Como se yama?"

Friend: "Kay"

Mexican: "Co mo se ya ma?"

Friend (frustrated) : "Kay!"

Mexican(frustrated) "CO MO SE YA MA?"

Friend: "Me yamo Katherine, Kay"

Mexican: "Se yama Que?"

Friend: "Si!" big smiles all around. :)

[El Gato]

Of course, in standard English, "what" and "Wat" are pronounced differently. What about "Watt" and "Wat"? In some regions the difference between "what" and "Wat" is too small be discerned, if it exists at all. BTW, what is "Standard English", as regards spoken, rather than written, English?

[rdb3]

BUT WHO WROTE IT?

Yes, the new leader of China wrote it.

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