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Garrison may have burned a few bridges with folks in Lake Wobegon
St Paul Pioneer (de)Press ^ | 11/20/02 | CHUCK CHALBERG

Posted on 11/20/2002 7:23:37 AM PST by Valin

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Excerpts from Keillors article On Norm: Norm Coleman won Minnesota because he was well financed and well packaged

On Norm: Norm Coleman won Minnesota because he was well financed and well packaged. Norm is a slick retail campaigner, the grabbiest and touchingest and feelingest politician in Minnesota history, a hugger and baby-kisser, and he's a genuine boomer candidate who reinvents himself at will.

The guy is a Brooklyn boy who became a left-wing student radical at Hofstra University with hair down to his shoulders, organized antiwar marches, said vile things about Richard Nixon, etc. Then he came west, went to law school, changed his look, went to work in the attorney general's office in Minnesota. Was elected mayor of St. Paul as a moderate Democrat, then swung comfortably over to the Republican side. There was no dazzling light on the road to Damascus, no soul-searching: Norm switched parties as you'd change sport coats.

On the Colemans: All you had to do was look at Coleman's face, that weird smile, the pleading eyes, the anger in the forehead. Or see how poorly his L.A. wife played the part of Mrs. Coleman, posing for pictures with him, standing apart, stiff, angry. Or listen to his artful dodging on the stump, his mastery of that old Republican dance, of employing some Everyguy gestures in the drive to make the world safe for the privileged. What a contrivance this guy is.

Norm and the press: Norm got a free ride from the press. St. Paul is a small town and anybody who hangs around the St. Paul Grill knows about Norm's habits. Everyone knows that his family situation is, shall we say, very interesting, but nobody bothered to ask about it, least of all the religious people in the Republican Party. They made their peace with hypocrisy long ago. So this false knight made his way as an all-purpose feel-good candidate, standing for vaguely Republican values, supporting the president.

On GOP values: The old GOP of fiscal responsibility and principled conservatism and bedrock Main Street values is gone, my dear, and something cynical has taken its place. Thus the use of Iraq as an election ploy, openly, brazenly, from the president and Karl Rove all the way down to Norman Coleman, who came within an inch of accusing Wellstone of being an agent of al-Qaida.

On 9/11: The Republican exploitation of 9/11 for political gain is the sort of foulness that turns young people against the whole business, and for good reason. All sorts of people went down in the World Trade Center, execs and secretaries and bond traders and also the dishwashers in Windows on the World and secretaries and cleaning ladies... . For a cynic like Norman Coleman to hitch his trailer to that tragedy is evil — call it by the right name. To exploit 9/11 and the deaths of those innocent people on that beautiful day in Manhattan — to appropriate that day and infer so clearly that there is a Republican and a Democratic side to it, is offensive to our national memory and obscenely evil, and it was rewarded by the voters of Minnesota.

On Wellstone's plane crash: I personally don't believe he (Coleman) had anything to do with the crash of Paul's plane. Plenty of people suspect he did. I don't. But I do think he is a cynical politician who should make himself scarce for the next few years until people start to forget his campaign.

On Coleman supporters: I know those people. To my own shame, I know them. I'm ashamed of Minnesota for electing this cheap fraud, and I'm ashamed of myself for sitting on my hands, tending to my hoop-stitching, confident that Wellstone would win and that Coleman would wind up with an undersecretaryship in the Commerce Department.

To choose Coleman over Walter Mondale is one of those dumb low-rent mistakes, like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

But I don't envy someone who's sold his soul. He's condemned to a life of small arrangements. There will be no passion, no joy, no heroism, for him. He is a hollow man. The next six years are not going to be kind to Norm.

1 posted on 11/20/2002 7:23:37 AM PST by Valin
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To: Valin
I have a feeling Norm Coleman is more in touch with the real spirit of Minnesota than someone who spends all their days with the NPR Crowd.

Regards, Ivan

2 posted on 11/20/2002 7:26:19 AM PST by MadIvan
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To: Valin
Man, I would say the present is not so kind to Keillor. I would love to be his internist.
3 posted on 11/20/2002 7:29:25 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: Valin
I haven't heard much of his work, btu all I have heard was taken from MArshall Dodge's "Bert and I" tapes. MD was much better.
4 posted on 11/20/2002 7:31:23 AM PST by camle
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To: Valin
I'm pretty sure that Garrison Keillor and Michael Moore are the same person, which is why they have never been seen together.
5 posted on 11/20/2002 7:31:56 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: MadIvan
40 years ago Norm would still be a democrat.
Conservative democrats should now be considered an endangered species.
6 posted on 11/20/2002 7:34:47 AM PST by Valin
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To: MadIvan
I have a feeling Norm Coleman is more in touch with the real spirit of Minnesota than someone who spends all their days with the NPR Crowd.

Your feeling is, as usual, reliable. Minnesota, like the rest of the Midwest, has been trending rightward for years. And this is not the first fit of Garrison Keillor pique. He was apoplectic about the 2000 election, working a multitude of shrill, snide comments into his Guy Noir schtick. And before that, during the HillaryCare attempt to nationalize the American health system, he went into a 'Danish' phase where he took every opportunity to unfavorably compare the US with Denmark, of all places.

Oh well, time to again remind NPR that although I listen to their classical music programs, I won't send them a red cent until they cease being a taxpayer funded shill for the left wing of the Democratic party.

7 posted on 11/20/2002 7:35:28 AM PST by Right Wing Professor
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To: MadIvan
I have a feeling Norm Coleman is more in touch with the real spirit of Minnesota than someone who spends all their days with the NPR Crowd. Regards, Ivan

So British, yet so wise.

8 posted on 11/20/2002 7:36:15 AM PST by far sider
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To: MadIvan
Garrison has burned his bridges several times. I have not listened to him since his first hissy fit, years ago. He was a one man Grand Old Opery, the Nashville of the Tundra. He kept a lot of people employed and a lot of people entertained. When he left the first time it was like Santa Claus admitting he worked for Sears.

He had the right, of course, but when an entertainer kills the magic, it's pretty hard to get it back.

The short answer to the question posed by the article is: Yes he has always had a mean streak.

9 posted on 11/20/2002 7:37:53 AM PST by js1138
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To: Right Wing Professor
I am particularily enjoying the liberal callers to Jason Lewis and other conservative hosts on local talk radio that start out by saying they don't find MPR/NPR liberal. Certainly a look into the kind of people Keillor speaks to.

Time to defund MPR.

10 posted on 11/20/2002 7:38:13 AM PST by gl_mark
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To: Valin
St. Paul is a small town and anybody who hangs around the St. Paul Grill knows about Norm's habits. Everyone knows that his family situation is, shall we say, very interesting, but nobody bothered to ask about it, least of all the religious people in the Republican Party.

If Norm had stayed a Democrat, would the Repukes have accused Norm of being a "little light in the loafers"?

Just asking.

11 posted on 11/20/2002 7:39:40 AM PST by MurryMom
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To: Valin
Demonrats are so vicious!!!
12 posted on 11/20/2002 7:39:57 AM PST by SwinneySwitch
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To: Valin
"But I don't envy someone who's sold his soul. He's condemned to a life of small arrangements. There will be no passion, no joy, no heroism, for him. He is a hollow man."
Sounds like he looked in the mirror or say Daschel's latest snit in the Senate
13 posted on 11/20/2002 7:43:34 AM PST by Governor
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To: MurryMom
I suspect the GOP wouldn't have said anything about him being 'light in the loafers' if he infact is. They didnt when he ran for office as a democrat.

And it was the RAT party that accused a GOP candidate of being gay for the sole purpose of defeating him at the polls. Remember their "hair dresser" ad?

14 posted on 11/20/2002 7:43:36 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: js1138
I stopped listening to the guy after hearing about how he treated the hired help. When you scratch a lib, you find an elitist.
15 posted on 11/20/2002 7:45:52 AM PST by niteowl77
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To: gl_mark
start out by saying they don't find MPR/NPR liberal.

And I don't find FreeRepublic hardcore conservative. :-)
That's the problem with many on the left, they really think they are mainstream.
16 posted on 11/20/2002 7:47:11 AM PST by Valin
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To: SwinneySwitch
I love his concession that he, personally, doesn't think Coleman shot down Wellstone's plane (but many others do.) Whew, thanks! And as for the prediction that Coleman will be a non-heroic bore of a senator, has Garrison ever seen a senator? Knights in shining armor they are not.
17 posted on 11/20/2002 7:47:29 AM PST by Williams
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To: Valin
More nasty stuff and nasty innuendo than I had thought. Keillor is definitely trying to hit Norm below the belt.
18 posted on 11/20/2002 7:49:05 AM PST by dennisw
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To: Williams
US Senators have to be, without questions, some of the dullest, most boring people on the planet.
19 posted on 11/20/2002 7:49:26 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Valin
Garrison got his thong in a knot 2 weeks ago. He still loves Mondale... Dukakis and Carter.

He never ate a powder-milk biscuit in his life.

He's an old fem who won't come out of the closet. JMHO.

20 posted on 11/20/2002 7:50:03 AM PST by johnny7
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