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Good Morning Troops, families, veterans, and Canadian and Israeli allies (and everybody else). Thank you for taking such good care of the USA.

Today in Anchorage, Alaska:

Sunrise 9:20am
Sunset 4:09pm

Hi 36F
Lo 30F

Windy

Actual yesterday in Anchorage:

Hi 32F
Lo 25F

State Hi 52F Annette
State Lo -18F Anaktuvuk Pass

God morning, evening, etc. to all of our servicepeople. Sorry this is my first post of the day, but just one of those days! OK, a joke that is kicking around the internet (and a FReeper-style joke to boot!):

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

She replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00, and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a Union House."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00"

"That's more like it," the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85-year old woman in the corner. "But Ethel here has Seniority."

Have a great day, evening, night. Kathy IA, get that burkha fur-lined and keep the 80-proof handy! *brrr* I'll take a snapshot of the sun so you can remember what it is like. ;)

God bless each end every one of you and you are always in our prayers.

Tom and Lily