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To: Kathy in Alaska; HiJinx; All
I'm still catching up! LOL! The jokes here are very funny, the graphics as always are awesome and the prayers will always be needed by our military, Vets and allies. Here's an oldie but a goodie:

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS

#1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

#1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

#2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."

#1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"

#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

164 posted on 11/18/2002 5:47:42 PM PST by LaDivaLoca
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To: LaDivaLoca
Thanks for supporting the military!
*HUG*
268 posted on 11/18/2002 9:07:00 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: LaDivaLoca
"#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

No matter how many times I hear this, it always brings laughter.

278 posted on 11/18/2002 9:32:57 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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