[Kathy in Alaska]

Sneaking in cause it's not breaktime yet, but some Alaska stuff. Looking out the office window is a large office building with lots of open grassy area. At this very moment, 2 bull moose are at each other with their antlers. Back and forth, back and forth. Running around and then back to bumping heads. Traffic it pulled over to the side of the road on two sides of the open area and just sitting and watching. Oops, now they have decided they want to cross the street. Traffic has stopped to wait to see what they are going to do. They got half way across the street, but turned back and are crossing the side street and walking down the street. OK, now they've crossed a fence and are in someone's backyard. OK, back to work, I can't see them anymore.

[HiJinx]

I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!!!!

First, I don't have windows. (Don't ask, I'd have to kill you!) Second, if I did have windows, I wouldn't see any bull moose. And third, just on GP's, it isn't fair that you get to see that and I don't!

Ok, got that out of my system...any snow yet?

[ProudEagle]

Sounds like a beautiful day up north Kathy! Okay since it's military jokes day...here goes.

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, weapon in his hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh*t!"

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good sh*t!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great sh*t."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this sh*t." (Trouble with the Game Warden, Fed's, and environmentalist - Gaters are on endangered list. Marine doesn't give a sh*t!)

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office, and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of sh*t is this?"

[Soaring Feather]

At this very moment, 2 bull moose are at each other with their antlers.

Ohhhh, exciting Kathy, would I like to see this!!

[MeekOneGOP]

....At this very moment, 2 bull moose are at each other with their antlers. Back and forth, back and forth. Running around and then back to bumping heads. Traffic it pulled over to the side of the road on two sides of the open area and just sitting and watching. Oops, now they have decided they want to cross the street. Traffic has stopped to wait to see what they are going to do. They got half way across the street, but turned back and are crossing the side street and walking down the street. OK, now they've crossed a fence and are in someone's backyard. OK, back to work, I can't see them anymore....

Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat....

Again? That trick never works !!