[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, IG, for stopping by to honor our troops, both past and present.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Sneaking in cause it's not breaktime yet, but some Alaska stuff. Looking out the office window is a large office building with lots of open grassy area. At this very moment, 2 bull moose are at each other with their antlers. Back and forth, back and forth. Running around and then back to bumping heads. Traffic it pulled over to the side of the road on two sides of the open area and just sitting and watching. Oops, now they have decided they want to cross the street. Traffic has stopped to wait to see what they are going to do. They got half way across the street, but turned back and are crossing the side street and walking down the street. OK, now they've crossed a fence and are in someone's backyard. OK, back to work, I can't see them anymore.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

I know that this is a non-political website, so my apologies to Hillary Clinton fans.

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a genie's lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and lo and behold a genie appeared.
Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope....due to constant downsizing, and the world's general economic
condition, I can only grant you one wish...So what will it be?"

Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for stopping the terrorists, and bringing peace in the Middle East. . .instead of all that other stuff about women and lying. I want Bin Ladin to be eliminated and all his Taliban collected. See this map. . .here is Kabul. . .and I want these surrounding countries to stop fighting with each other.."

The genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but I'm not
that good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like Hillary. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They
think she's an ugly, mean-spirited witch, who likes to push people around. They even booed at her at the WTC fund-raiser. I wish for her to be the most beautiful and gracious woman in the world, and for everyone to love her."

The genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."