Posted on 11/16/2002 10:53:53 AM PST by socal_parrot
Edited on 04/14/2004 10:05:38 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
The former president battles a slice while playing in the Hyandai Team Matches pro-am.
Though his politics tend toward the left, former President Clinton's golf game leans strongly to the right.
Clinton played in the Hyundai Team Matches pro-am Friday and spent most of the day fighting a slice. His playing partner at The Golf Links at The St. Regis Monarch Beach Resort was Fred Couples.
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Yeah...and I'm Bobby Jones.
Mutant. Must be why he wears baggy pants.
William Jefferson Clinton
The last and the worst cheat is Bill Clinton. Billy Boy is renown for violating every commonly held standard and practice of good golf. He takes many mulligans. He improves his lie. He doesn't penalize himself when he should. He plays five and a half hour rounds totally oblivious to all of those he is holding up. In short, golf, as with life, is viewed by Bill as a free ride during which he should never be subjected to any of the little punishments that keep things on the up and up. He even made national golf news a few years ago when he supposedly had a three foot putt on 18 for a 79. This was the day he had dreamed of for years - his first time ever breaking 80. What did he do? He picked it up and took a gimme.
So why is Bill Clinton the world's sleaziest golfer? Because he feels no shame. He makes no attempt to hide in indiscretions from the world's millions. In his eyes everyone should cheat - it's a given. What's the big deal? Give me a break; I'm popular. Get off my back. Cheating is alright; it's those filthy people who criticize others for cheating who are to be blamed. Cheating is better than being a do-gooder or a hypocrite.
With nearly total obliviousness to his responsibilities as the leader of America and much of the free world, Bill maintains a mantra: I cheat at everything. Come on world, it's cool.
Most citizens of this country are unaware of just how long of a list of "little crimes" Bill has amassed. No aspect of his existence has been left untouched. A recent poll of the nation's 50 leading historians was conducted by a national newspaper. They were asked to rank all American presidents in various categories. Bill Clinton beat out Richard Nixon and all others for the most corrupt man ever to hold the office.
You can learn a lot about a man by playing golf with him.
Exactly how many mulligans is the rapist allowed?
Staunch Republican? I don't think so!
Agreed. Given the chance, would you play a round with BJ?
Yeah, but how's his golf game?
No class. No class at all.
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