Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
If I didn't know better, which I believe I do, I'd almost haveta say yer hoping fer them to fail to do what's Right so as to justify yer own cynicism...MUD
They will act becuz we will give them no choice!!
Ok, let's...
"a) The CFR assault on free speech 30 days before the end of a primary and 60 days before the end of a general election,"
This blatantly-unconstitutional legislation will never impact a national election...so why did Dubyuh sign it?! IMHO, to make it go away before this Fall.
"b) Section 802 of the obscene p.at.r.i.o.t. law has No Expiration date as does the rest of the law ( 4 years) and that alone makes it suspect. Why would they do that? Read clauses 5A & 5B ( they are conjunctive) which poses future danger of speaking out against a government policy or demonstrating against a government policy."
I see the "Revocation of the Patriot Act" to be potentially the best legislative package Dubyuh will EVER sign into law, as it addresses constitutional infringements made by the Patriot Act, as well as constitutional infringements that have been accruing for 40 years-plus!!
"c) The "homestead" security law is full of protections for special interests. All designed to limit freedoms of 200,000,000+ Americans. Of course, the daily warnings are designed to keep us on edge so more of these laws can be passed because evidently, many Americans would rather be safe in the arms of big government rather than be free."
Are you on edge, my FRiend?! I'm not, and I don't plan to be.
"I judge a "feel good" law by what damage it can do in the future and A,B & C are potentially dangerous. And let's not forget that this "conservative" President has spent some 782,000,000,000 of NEW spending."
I couldn't agree more...but those are OUR Senate sub-committees now, my FRiend, and I'm not about to abandon Dubyuh and the GOP until after I've seen what they can do over the next coupla years!!
FReegards...MUD
Great!!
USPS comes through, again. {g}
Can't wait to hear your opin...
"Thanks!"
...don't mention it.
We wuz duelin'...with Bill Clinton!!
Truth shall flow...DemRATS, be shamed!!
Slick loves money and faithless women,
PhatLewinskey soothed Slick's pain....
Come now, Bill Clinton...Let's Fulfill God's Will!!
Fool Lib'rals' Party's DEAD in FReeperville!!
MUD's voice it sings fer Justice, "Slick's a HOOD!!"
Lay down your lawbooks, Slick, yer no damn good!!
Better keep on movin', SlickBoy Willie...
MUD's yer shadow...yer MUD's BEACH!!
If yer fast and if yer lucky,
You might never see that hangin' tree!!
Well, my FRiends, spread out and FReep the Lib'rals stain!!
RATS' Medyuh's filled with fool drones...kneelin' for their King.
Folks, FReepers shall use our backs and use our brains,
Lib'rals shall go stir crazy, Lord, 'cause BigGuv'ment Shall Be Razed!!
Yes, Bill Clinton met Mudboy Slim...
Muddy sung and FReep'd, just fightin' crimes.
Then MUD laughed and sang, "Yer MUD's HO, boy!!"
And then he left that FReepin' Life behind.
Work in progress...MUD
Yes, it will be appropriate to start Black XIII on Friday the 13th! It could be the omen to break your (wager) curse.
Good point...MUD
Hey cm, I want you to FReepMail me the lyrics to "Sunshine", por favor.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I just bought the CD!!
I own rental properties in exactly these areas of Richmond, the one-time "Murder Capital of America," my FRiend, and I have employed many of these folks you figger most Americans must somehow fear...lemme tell ya, these folks want the American Dream just as badly as you and I do!! And if ya get them off by themselves, they will admit that a Welfare Check is no way to achieve the American Dream. I refuse to even pretend I am as pessimistic about the future and you and Landru pretend to be!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Landru...how do ya like Rush now?!
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today.
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
MUD's jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open!!!!
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection--NO!!--to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World!!
Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim'll Smoke Slick...RATS Beware!!
Try to ignore this...try to erase this from the Black threads!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I saw yer song list included Incubus' "Drive"...WE LOVE THAT SONG!! It's all about self-reliance and libertarianism, IMHO!!
FReegards...MUD
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