Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
"I'm not Lisa; My Name is Julie." Now that's a great song from my youth that could be FReeped.
I don't know why you don't spel so gud on the Black thread. It could be the presence of *someone* who raises your blood pressure to such a high level that that your brane and finge get out of synch.
No wierder than arguing a point -- *any* point -- with our beloved friend & patriot extrodinaire Mudboy Slim, sultan.
(~fwiw: it promises to be twice as wierd trying to collect a bet from the boy. Wanna *bet*?)
...say, you ain't been drinking Slimfast by any chance? :o)
"Now comes the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." Can't you just see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."
"I feel safer already."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
HA!! You noticed I haven't buggered T-Mac on-Forum fer some time now, but that'll come to an end over the Thanksgiving Break and T-Mac shall be gone by New Years!!
Someday, you'll believe...MUD
BTW...T-MaxxMUDZbi+c#!!
free dixie,sw
"...why would conservatives regularly donate to a website with a Stalinesque reputation for sanitizing their members commentary?
"...Many readers of Scallons piece will be surprised to learn that the operation of the Free Republic website requires an estimated $240,000 in donations annually from readers. The Freepers donate that kind of money because they really are convinced and excited (read: deluded) that they are "piece of the action." They really believe that their online (and off-line) advocacy and organizing efforts are effecting political change. They like the idea that they are "part of the system" and on the side of a winning majority now that the GOP has re-taken the Senate and Bush sits in the Oval Office. To swipe a phrase from Jesse Jackson, it "keeps hope alive." And hope is the archetypal political opiate, rendering populations docile and leaving them unwilling to decisively act to change their circumstances. The Freepers feel as though theyre connected and influential, but they dont seem to realize that this is largely an illusion. The GOPs hierarchy already has its marching orders, independent of the input of the GOP grassroots. The GOPs top brass merely pretends that it cares about the "regular folk" at Free Republic. The GOP is always glad to take their money and their votes, though, and is equally happy to use Free Republic as a distribution node for official party "talking points."
"Some alert Freepers [Names, Please!!], however, sense that the GOP they work so hard to support is not very responsive to the conservative agenda."
The writer of this drivel is an anti-FReeper pencil-necked GEEK named Paul Fallavollita, and he can be reached at pfallavollita@aol.com
Tell 'em MUD sent ya...LOL!!!
How soon the libs forget....last 2 elections FR had a huge part in bringing about the results...Never Forget Flor-A-DUH....and this year's congressional races...
I dislike jealous libs...
Don't let it get under yer skin...dude's obviously a GoPatGo-style anti-FReeper...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Yes, let's...
"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
Chorus:(All together)
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
My very first pistol was a cap and ball colt
Shoots as fast as lightin' but it loads a mighty slow
Loads a mighty slow and soon i found out
It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out
So then i went and bought myself a colt 45
Called a peacemaker but i never knew why
Never knew why, i didn't understand
'Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand
The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's VirileStag!!"
(Mini-jam)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's in a company town
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy never had a chance to draw
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but the devil's right hand
The devil's right hand,the devils's right hand
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
Work in progress...MUD
maybe a GORE FELLOW....
Same thing, in a way. Back during the Buchanan/Bush Wars of yesteryear, I learned there were distinct types of GoPatGoers. For instance, there were true conservatives who respected Pat's rhetoric and were troubled by his abandonment of conservatism vis a vis Trade Protectionism and Disempowering the Federal Leviathan, and there were a lot of them who just picked Buchanan becuz he wasn't Bush I's son, whom they called "Acorn." A final group, and the ones who still claim all would be good in this world if we could just get Buchanan or McStain or anybody other than who we got in there. They are the GoPatGo Trolls, IMHO.
FReegards...MUD
Really?! I did not know that. Well, good morning to you both, then...MUD
Starting................NOW!!
FReegards...MUD
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left RATS Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
Right time fer Justice to make a Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Mosta DemRATS say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Truth to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)
Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor-in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!! Here's how we mnake the slimey bastard pay...
It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!
Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass-Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant...but he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!!
When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT...but the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!
FReepers, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStain's RINOs!!!
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001 4:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick'sStag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, MUD dreams...Git "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power...not HolyRollers, Right's Goal is JUSTICE...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I Blame YOU!!
No one bites back this hard on his anger...
None of my pain and woe...shall show through!!
Folks, MUD's dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...sing with me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's buttboy...
Right's GOAL is JUSTICE...fer Tyranny!!
When Limbaugh signals...ACT Fer Justice!!
Before we lose it from lack of use!!
Fight Left's Bile...IGNORE the Networks!!
Right Shall Attack and Make Slick the Fool!!
And if you've swallow'd the Med'yuh's EVIL...Slap yerself fer wastin' yer VOTE!!
Whjen the Lib'rals squeeeeal, give Dems yer backhand...
Right Shall Swarm...RATS Shall Be No MO'!!
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man...
To be the mad man, behind brown eyes.
Before and........MUD
Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!! We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!
FReepers, Let's ROCK!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 11/13/2001 11:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
FReegards...MUD
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