Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
I just ran across this one Mud; I don't know the tune, but that's quite a story you put to Buffet's score. Great stuff.
FGS
Oh man, I do Frank!!!.......shooby dooby doo ; )
Hmmmm, Strangers in the Night comes to mind for some reason.
FGS
"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...To Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must git caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...RATS' Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch MUD's dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Come Join Our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
I am...MUD
How many girls
Choose cotton dress worlds
When they could have satins and lace
And stand by her man
Through good times and bad
And still keep a smile on her face
And how many hearts
Could face the winters we've known
And still not turn cold
Chorus:
True love travels on a gravel road
Bridge:(Willie Nelson)
Love is a stranger and hearts are in danger
On smooth streets paved with gold
True love travels on a gravel road
Verse 2:(Johnny Cash then Waylon Jennings)
Down through the years
We've had hard times and tears
But it only makes our love grow
And we'll stay together
No matter how hard the wind blows
Not once have i seen your
Blue eyes fill with envy
Or stray from the warmth
That they hold
True love travels on a gravel road
Chorus.(x8) alternately all together-Johnny Cash
Yesterday's results are as follows:
*Deadskins 20 : Shams 17 (ya ducked a bullet, buster...)
*Steelers 29 : Shingles 21
With both teams winning their respective games, the Steelers maintain their game & a half lead going into week 12.
The Sultan, therefore, maintains his lead on the wager for a *big* limo night on the town at the eatery of the winner's choice *somewhere* in the metropolis of Richmond, VA.
These results are hereby -Certified- via Fox Sports Net.
...that is all.
How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World...
'Cuz they love Bill Clinton and RAPE?!
RATS stand by their man...through Slick's Treasonous Scams...
And still keep RATS' Bile in his place!!
And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood...
Fer Bill...RATS' re Dolts!!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!
Slick is a strange one and Left's Goals in Danger...
RAT fools kneel when they're told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!
Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears...
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!
Folks, we'll rise together...
Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!!
Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger...
Or say, "Re-Impeach...RATS' Chi-Com Whore'd!!"
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
FReegards...MUD
I brought the lyrics; let's rock, er, kick!
I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side... ; )
FGS
I'll say! The Rams snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory. They could have eliminated the deadskins from contention.
Look for Dallas to pull off a big Thanksgiving Day win.
Rush being pre-empted by UVA basketball on a Monday afternoon??????????HOO's idea was that????????
BWAHAHAHAHAHA....MUD
Not mine...LOL!! But now I got Rush on the 'puter and the HOO's on the radio...am I in Heaven?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW...when are we doing lunch?
In yer dreams, goldilox...MUD
HA!!
Trust your senses, young man.
I didn't, "let you" get away with anything.
Don'tcha know when you're being measured?
Well if not, you will.
"...yer gittin' slow in yer ol' age."
While on the other hand?
...ya got that part right. ;^)
FReegards...MUD
SHEEEEEESH...sometimes you can be soooooo clueless, Ol' Man!!
LOL...MUD
BTW...did ya hear MUD's gonna FReep M. Mathers?
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