Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
free dixie,sw
"Well look at it this way Doctor. Daschle would have passed all the appropriation bills this year but he decided on a continuing resolution to continue them until next year when he might have the house and he would certainly have 2 or 3 more votes in the Senate. Then he looks up on election night and realized he has handed control of this years appropriations to Bush and Trent Lott."
"Then he finds out Bush has talked to a bunch of Democrat Senators and they are ticked at what McAuliffe and Daschle had done to them. AFter the chats Daschle no longer even had 40 votes to filibuster the Home Security bill. Bush had 65 votes to bring it up over Daschles dead body. All Daschle could do was pretend it was his idea to bring it up. Bush was prepared to humiliate him by passing it his way, before Talent took office with the same senators who had blocked bush in 2001 and 2002. Those Democratic senators used to be aligned with their brother Daschle. Now they were scared to death of George Dubya Bush."
"Imagine before the new Republicans even take office, Bush has control of 16 of your senators. Look at the cloture vote on Homeland Security. It was 65 to 29. Bush had 16 Democrats who had served the last two years fighting bush, now voting with him. Note that 6 Democrats didn't even show up to vote."
"That is called humiliation city. Daschle was so mad at Bush and Lott he tried to kick Rush Limbaugh in the teeth.... but his feet would not go that high over his head.. It ain't easy being a little D'asshole."
14 posted on 11/20/2002 9:07 PM EST by Common Tator
Great insight, CT...MUD
As an Ole Miss fan (I did send them a lot of money for five years) I got to see some SEC football games. My observations:
1. Alabama has cuter cheerleaders than does Auburn.
2. Alabama's fans are a tiny bit less obnoxious than Auburn's.
But both programs are notorious for cheating and recruiting violations. These are usually covered up, but Alabama's were so egregious this time that they couldn't be overlooked.
free dixie,sw
"Nor was there much neutrality shown between George Bush and the Nobel Peace Prize Committee. After the Norwegians who gave us the term "quisling" awarded former President Jimmy Carter the Peace Prize citing his vocal opposition to President Bush's war policies, the press sprang to action. The whole chorus began calling this comically inept president one of America's "greatest." Good Morning America's Charles Gibson said Carter had "become, in the opinion of many, the greatest ex-president of modern times."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...JimmeeCahtah is an Ignorant DOLT!!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, BY FAR the MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS belong to the Univ. of Arkansas & their cheerleaders tend to look like their mascot.
i will NEVER forget the year we went to Fayetteville & they refused to sell us GAS at a couple of service stations, only because we were towing a trailer, laden with a statue of a WAR EAGLE eating a hog! U of AR folks have NO sense of humor PERIOD!
free dixie,sw
A-HA! Now I finally understand the obsession ;-)
Ole Miss coach Tommy Tuberville requested the banning of the Confederate Flag and playing of "Dixie" at home games so he could recruit black players. Then Tuberville becomes coach at Auburn and has no problem with these "symbols." Hmmmm.
"BY FAR the MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS belong to the Univ. of Arkansas."
I have had no interaction with Arkansas fans, but they can't be worse than those at LSU and Mississippi State.
"...& their cheerleaders tend to look like their mascot"
BWAHAHAHA. That is likely true!!
free dixie,sw
Despe[G]rado, [G7]why don't you [C]come to your sen[Cm]ses?
You been [G]out ridin' fences for [A7]so long now[D7]
Oh, you're a [G]hard one, [G7]I know that [C]you got your rea[Cm]sons,
These [G]things that [B7]are plea[Em7]sin' you can [A7]hurt you [D7]some[G]how
[D]Don't you [Em]draw the queen of [Bm]diamonds boy,
She'll [C]beat you if she's [G]able,
You know the [Em7]queen of hearts is [C]always your best [G]bet [D]
Now it [Em]seems to me some [Bm]fine things have been [C]laid upon your [G]table
But you [Em]only want the [A7]ones you can't [Am7]get
[D]Des[D7]per[G]ado, [G7]oh you ain't [C]gettin' no youn[Cm]ger,
Your [G]pain and your hun[Em7]ger, they're [A7]drivin' you [D7]home
And [G]freedom, [G7]well, that's just [C]some people tal[Cm]kin'
Your [G]prison is wal[Em7]kin' through this [A7]world all [D7]alo[G]ne
[D]Don't your [Em]feet get cold in the [Bm]winter time?
The [C]sky won't snow and [G]the sun won't shine
It's [Em7]hard to tell the [C]night time from the [G]day [D]
You're [Em]losin' all your [Bm]highs and lows
Ain't it [C]funny how the [G]feelin' goes a[Am7]way
[D]Des[D7]pe[G]rado, [G7]why don't you [C]come to your sen[Cm]ses
Come [G]down from [D]your fen[Em]ces, [A7]open the [D7]gate
It may be [G]rainin', [G7]but there's a [C]rainbow above you [Cm]
You better [G]let some[B7]body [Em]love you, [C] [G] [Am7]
You better [G]let some[B7]body [Em]love you be[Am7]fore it's [D7]too [G]late
MUD
just a bunch of crazy men.
LOL & free dixie,sw
free dixie,sw
*LOL*...and that bunch of crazy men, aren't even my male relatives. Should I post a picture of them, there might be even further eyebrows raised. ;-)
free dixie,sw
Ouch! ;-)
~thinking to meself~ Hmmmm..methinks it's time I put manners on this one!
~to the room~ 'Engaging the O'Connor upper-cut, a tad cruel do you think people?' ;-)
free dixie,sw
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