[Jonathon Spectre]

Gunslinger! Deputy! Look out! It's a... it's a... um, not sure, but good Lord look at it!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

What an ugly little white kid.

[Always Right]

[steveo]

when on the stand you must be vey series

[demkicker]

I'm a freak with a bad wig, very bad nose and a monkey face. (My apologies to all monkeys)

[MadIvan]

"And then Gepetto promised me: 'someday you'll be a real boy.'"

Regards, Ivan

[RippleFire]

Too bad about his nose

[antaresequity]

What a freak...

[mamaduck]

What a poor lost soul . . .

[Texas_Jarhead]

no caption here but man, I'm amazed at how white this guy is now... it really is amazing

[Mr. Mulliner]

"No sir, I was NOT in Planet of the Apes and I am well aware that Halloween is over."

[skeeter]

Thats not Michael Jackson, thats a Furbie.

[ladylib]

I'm surprised he can grow facial hair. I thought his father had him injected with female hormones to keep his voice high.

[Anomaly in Illinois]

Help! There's black mold growing on my face!

[Fintan]

[Freakazoid]

I'm sure there is someone in the world who knows and loves this guy, but DAMN! Just, DAMN!

[Young Werther]

"The Sheriff is a Ni......?"

[NEWwoman]

If I had bangs, I could be Monica Lewinski's twin sister.

[let freedom sing]

"Follow the Yellow-brick Road."

[verity]

The missing missed link!