[HiTech RedNeck]

Original Three Billy Goats Gruff (with audio!)

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Stop! My side hurts you sumbich.

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pings to the rest of you!

[Fracas]

LOL. You won't want to miss this.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Pings and poings and pongs to you!

[Billthedrill]

Sigh! If only HelentheTroll had stuck to what she knows best, confiscatory taxation, intellectual three-card Monty, and hortatory excess toward ex- and future felons, why, she'd have stripped the Billy Goats Gruff to their skivvies and eaten their lunch herself, reminding them as she did it of the starving little goats in Asia. But no. Hubris set in, hubris and a failure to invest in public transportation infrastructure, and she died. Another sad case of the male conspiracy to keep wymyn down...

[doug from upland]

Thanks to MiaT for the wonderful graphic.

[doug from upland]

Here's Helen standing up at a White House press briefing getting prepared to harrass our President and ask something really, really stupid.

[swheats]

I'll never be able to read that story again without saying GO BUSH GO!

[bassmaner]

"Who’s that stomping over my bridge?" roared Helen the Troll, resting her Clinton DNA-stained chin on her hands.

Oh, the humanity! (barfing from the visual)

[homeschool mama]

FOFL---Wonderful, Doug!

This will find it's way into our history lesson, I can assure you! LOL

[homeschool mama]

ping!

[NEWwoman]

Great satire. I enjoyed it.

This is exactly how many of the "children's" stories got started. They were political satire, in disguise, for the p.c. crowd of their day would persecute them if they plainly spoke their mind. Kind of like now.

[doug from upland]

TROLL CONDEMNS BUSH ADMINISTRATION

[doug from upland]

Join in singing --- CALENDAR TROLL

[doug from upland]

HELEN THE TROLL'S WISH LIST FOR 2003

[doug from upland]

Latest crap from Helen -- INSTITUTE OF PEACE

[doug from upland]

Bringing this back from the archives. Jeff Gannon just quit the White House press corps. Why was Helen Thomas allowed to stay there so long? She is nothing but a Republican-hating, DemocRAT butt kissing hack.