Posted on 11/11/2002 1:41:00 AM PST by JohnHuang2
"Mourning-after?" Intentional humor or Freudian slip?
Hey, my little town finally makes national headlines......and it's some idiot frying himself. Great!
No it is definitely not worth living. It is the END OF THE WORLD for you buddy. All liberals and democraps need to give serious consideration of ending their misery. I might suggest:
1. Park the car in the garage with the engine running. I haven't tried this myself but hear it is quite painless.
2. Down an entire bottle of sleeping pills and wash it down with hard liquor. Excellent way for cowards to check out.
3. Blowing brains out. The prefered method is a gun shot to the temple. We know liberals and democraps don't own guns, but you might find some sympathtic gun owners that have been considering thinning out their collection.
4. For the more "flamboyant" there is always the option of jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. Make a statement and go out with a splash. The impact is totally painless.
5. Heroin overdose. Cheap and effective. I would guess you could pull this one off for a couple hundred bucks.
Any more suggestions for depressed democraps ?
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