[Interesting Times]

Army's High-Speed Laser Hits Shell

Actually, even the low-speed lasers are fairly fast.

[TeleStraightShooter]

Bah-dum-pah
*rim-shot*

[js1138]

Actually, even the low-speed lasers are fairly fast.

Thank you. I got a chuckle out of the title.

[MrB]

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, but I was wrong.
My interpretation of "high speed laser" was the repeat fire time. No reference was made to this functionality.
Obviously these dimwits were referring to the beam speed. The first letter of the "LASER" acronym means "light", so it is by definition at light speed... duh.