Favorite Freeper Quotes and One-Liners

[MTCJK]

Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals

[MTCJK]

Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals

The only "good" Indians I ever saw were dead. General William T. Sherman, Ft. Union, Arkansas 1869.

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi

Just when you think Dems can't get any lower, they cut a whole in the floor and climb down.

sink or swim California, you're own your own.

Forget Iraq -- looks like we should be declaring war on New Jersey!

How's that for goober peas?!

Thats tantamount to being proud about rearrainging the deck chairs on the Titanic

If we could tax liberal stupidity we could pay off the national debt.

We'll have a Democrat firing squad. You know, the one where we all stand in a circle." Paul Begala, Election Night 2002

As Winston Churchill said: In War: Resolution In Defeat: Defiance In Victory: Magnanimity

"I think a lot of people were concerned about national security," Daschle said (duh)

John F. Kennedy once observed, `Success has a thousand parents, failure is an orphan,'

It appears to me that the American people have voted to protect themselves.

Labor omnia vincit! (work conquers all!)

"Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." Churchill

"You lie down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas."

Bush has always had an amazing ability to manipulate people who thought they were smarter than him into making absolute fools of themselves.

Did you hear that doctors have now discovered a food that kills all sexual desire in women? Wedding cake!

[Cyber Liberty]

"Happy Father's Day, Mr. Limburgh."

[anniegetyourgun]

Least favorite on FR: "Move along, nothing to see here."

[MTCJK]

Yeah, yeah, "Are you series" and "All your quotes are belong to us" LOL

[TheBigB]

Got one that'll top that..."I am a BAD American!" ;)

[Cyber Liberty]

I wrote that one....

[TheBigB]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Carlin...

[fone]

If you're not outraged then you're not paying attention!!!

and

"We are witnessing a global war between the corporatists (republicans) and the socialists (democrats)."

[tamikamaria]

Can't remember who said it, but: "My greatest fear is that I'll die and end up voting Democrat."

[Cyber Liberty]

Who's Carlin? I'm Ted Nugent!

[Letitring]

I can NOT remember who said this, but I love it. "He couldn't find a freight train if he were tied to the tracks." ROFLOL. FReepers rule. :)

[MTCJK]

"We're looking at a toss-up going into December 7, and that's bad for Landrieu," says Louisiana political analyst John Maginnis.

[TheBigB]

Oops. My apologies, Mr. Nugent. Have some CHEESE

[Dallas]

Friends, don't let friends vote democratic.

[Savage Beast]

"Scratch the leftist, discover the brownshirt."

--Chris

"When the card table is knocked over and the lights go out, the smartest toughest most pragmatic and competent group is going to be on top when the lights come back on."

-- Travis McGee

"I do not live alone on this earth. I am surrounded by a roiling ocean of other humans. Were I to play the part of Prometheus I would surely want to see humanity warmed by the fire I had brought. Instead of charging at my fellow man, screaming, firebrand in hand, demanding that he behold what I have wrested from God (and scaring him away in the process), I should rather calmly take a smouldering ember to a group of my fellows and breathe on it that they might witness, unafraid, the wonder of flame being born."

--Prodigal Son

"In the approaching storm, subtle distinctions and wondrously inventive introspective thoughts will be contained in many a head found rolling down the gutter."

--John Valentine

"One can choose to live with cockroaches, or one can choose to get rid of them."

--TomGuy

"They would rather curse the darkness than reach over and turn on the damn light switch in order to see that it was all a lie to begin with."

--Orangedog

[xJones]

"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods." [H. L. Mencken]

[Pagey]

I don't remember who posted this , but I saved this:

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety,
deserve neither liberty nor safety." ------ Benjamin Franklin

That certainly reads differently after they knocked down our WTC Buildings, doesn't it?

[newgeezer]

Least favorite on FR: "Move along, nothing to see here."

Yeah, right up there with the overused and idiotic, "Hold muh beer alert."

[pankot]

Life's a bitch...and then you die.

[JackIV]

"I wish to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming my lungs out while plunging to Earth like his passengers."