[Radix]

THE OLDEST JOKE THAT I KNOW!


There once was a land known as Tridania!

All the people were known as the Trids.

They were very nice people.

They had one major problem.

Their water supply was a burden.

One day they ran out.

The only other place where they could get water was from a well on a Mountain.

Unfortunately, the Mountain was owned by a Giant who hated the Trids!

He kept kicking the Trids off the mountain whenever they came for water.

One day they decided to send up the local Priest in hopes that he might reason with them.

The Giant kicked him off of the mountain.

The Trids decided that the Giant might be Protestant.

They then sent up a Minister.

The Giant kicked him off too!

They became sad and began to make plans to leave their homes.

Well then there appeared a traveling Rabbi!

He saw that they were all sad.

The Rabbi asked "what is the problem?"

The Trids told him about the water problem and the Giant!

The Rabbi offered to go up and talk to the Giant.

So he goes up expecting to be kicked.

The Giant is very polite to him and gives him all the water that he wants.

The Rabbi is surprised and asks the Giant if he is Jewish.
He asks him how come he didn't kick him too.

The Giant says.

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"





If you do not get it then I am really old!

[tomkow6]

GROAN!

Altho, my "voices" didn't get it...........

[Soaring Feather]

If you do not get it then I am really old!

Good Morning Radix!

Heck no, Radix you aren't old!

All the people were known as the Trids.
They were very nice people.

You're a Trid!! heh heh heh

[Kathy in Alaska]

I get it! Good joke, Radix.