USO Canteen FReeper Style Monday Mail Call .... November 4,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ The Troops ~ Snow Bunny

[tomkow6]

TO:

Smitty USMC

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[tomkow6]

TO:

Jim USNavy

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[tomkow6]

TO:

Rick USMC

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[summer]

FYI! And, please bump the following thread if you have a moment: THanks! :)

'The Jeb Bush... SOMEBODY Knows' -- (FINAL) Part 25:
FL Voters Explain Why They'll Vote for JEB!

[Radix]

THE OLDEST JOKE THAT I KNOW!


There once was a land known as Tridania!

All the people were known as the Trids.

They were very nice people.

They had one major problem.

Their water supply was a burden.

One day they ran out.

The only other place where they could get water was from a well on a Mountain.

Unfortunately, the Mountain was owned by a Giant who hated the Trids!

He kept kicking the Trids off the mountain whenever they came for water.

One day they decided to send up the local Priest in hopes that he might reason with them.

The Giant kicked him off of the mountain.

The Trids decided that the Giant might be Protestant.

They then sent up a Minister.

The Giant kicked him off too!

They became sad and began to make plans to leave their homes.

Well then there appeared a traveling Rabbi!

He saw that they were all sad.

The Rabbi asked "what is the problem?"

The Trids told him about the water problem and the Giant!

The Rabbi offered to go up and talk to the Giant.

So he goes up expecting to be kicked.

The Giant is very polite to him and gives him all the water that he wants.

The Rabbi is surprised and asks the Giant if he is Jewish.
He asks him how come he didn't kick him too.

The Giant says.

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"





If you do not get it then I am really old!

[Soaring Feather]

Hey tomkow, who's that standing behind you?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Monday Mail Call transportation for you and the Girlz.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ol' Waco"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")

Kids bin slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he know'd?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDYUH WHORE'D!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")

Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down...
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...ConDamNATION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's stonewall down...
Countrymen, we call on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)

Heh heh heh....

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

*HUG*

[tomkow6]

GROAN!

Altho, my "voices" didn't get it...........

[tomkow6]

Can't tell you........it's a secret!

[bluesagewoman]

Mail Call is such a thrill each week. Thank you for posting this feedback. We live on it!

Dear Benjamin,

We are so honored with your words. We can never repay you for what you are doing. We posted your letter on the Missouri FReep thread. The peaceniks will know now what they are truly dealing with. Thank you for taking the time to write and tell us.

[tomkow6]

Training Courses Now Available For Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding

4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? : You CAN Tell the Difference!

6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I

7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II

8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill

15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts

16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut

20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John Wayne on television

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

[Soaring Feather]

Ooooooh okay!

[Johnny Gage]

*blink* *blink* *blink* oh. that's MY poem..... *BIG SMILE*

Bunny: I am honored that you have posted this into the header post on the Canteen. You have my further permission to post it at any time you feel to.

Good morning everyone.

I GOT TO SEE THE PRESIDENT LIVE! AWESOME gotta get the film developed.
(At the Norm Coleman rally in St. Paul)

More postings later.

[Severa]

Good to see SOMEONE that knows about the food of the gods! *LOL* There's a Krispy Kreme store about 20 min from where I'm at now, none any closer, otherwise I'd be there damn near every morning for breakfast!

[HiJinx]

Did someone ask for Krispy Kremes and Coffee?

[Severa]

Good morning from VA Beach!

Well guys, it's official: Went to the Dr on Fri for the follow up on the CT scan of my sinuses. He was nice enough to show me the actual pictures...

There's a cyst taking up HALF THE DAMN sinus cavity on the left side under my eye. I also have a problem with too narrow drainage passageways in the sinuses, which needs to be fixed...SOOOO...

I go in for surgery on the 25th of this month... the day after my 26th birthday...*grumblemuttergrowl*

Other than THAT...*chuckles* we're doing good here. Hubby HATES Sonar Sup school but is doing well. Kids had a great time trick or treating. I'll try to get pics up as soon as they are developed. And I will keep folks posted on the health front.

Have a great day everyone!

[Valin]

Born on November 4: 1923 - Alfred Heineken, beer brewer (Heineken


PROFILE
The Life of Alfred Henry Heineken

Born in Amsterdam, The Netherlands on 4 November 1923

Died in Noordwijk, The Netherlands on 3 January 2002

‘In the end life is all about advertising’


Alfred Henry Heineken was born on 4th November 1923 in Amsterdam. His grandfather, Gerard Adriaan Heineken, founded the Heineken brewery in 1864 and his father, Henry Pierre Heineken, ran the company from 1914 to 1940. Alfred Henry Heineken started working in the brewery on 1st June 1942. From March 1946 to September 1948 he worked in the sales department of Heineken’s American importer. It was during this period that his life changed completely: he became passionately interested in advertising and, most importantly, he met Lucille Cummins, a young American lady, whom he married on 28th August 1948.


In 1951, he started working at the Heineken Head Office in Amsterdam where he became the key figure in the Advertising Department, which he had set up. Had I not been a beer brewer I would have become an advertising man”, said Alfred Heineken. The magic of the Heineken brand became his lifes work. He was the man who introduced the smiling letter in the Heineken brand name, he made the Heineken brand colour green and he was the man who was the spiritual father of the Heineken logo as we know it today, the combination of a star, a banner and a hop vine. Alfred Heineken, the brewer, turned out to be a marketing genius in an age when the term ‘marketing was still unknown. I don't sell beer, I sell warmth was his motto.


Although his father lost the familys controlling interest in 1942, Alfred Heineken managed to regain the majority shareholding in Heineken N.V. He was a member of the Supervisory Board of Heineken N.V. from 1951 to 1958 and a delegated member of the Supervisory Board from 1958 to 1964. In 1964 he became a member of the Executive Board, and from 1971 to 1989 he was Chairman of the Executive Board of Heineken N.V. Under his leadership, the Heineken brewery grew into a global company. Alfred Heineken, as the majority shareholder and Chairman of the Board, was in a position to set out the long-term strategy for the company.


His vision was to make the Heineken brand a global brand and to conquer the European markets with the Heineken brand. By the time he retired as Chairman of the Executive Board on 27th April 1989, Heineken had become the most international brewery group in the world. From 1989 to 1995 he was Chairman of the Supervisory Board and a delegated member of the Supervisory Board. This was his last official position within Heineken N.V. He did, however, remain the majority shareholder and Chairman of the Management Board of Heineken Holding N.V., the company, which holds the controlling interest in Heineken N.V.


Alfred Heineken was also very active in social and cultural affairs. In honour of his father, he founded the Dr H.P. Heineken Foundation, a foundation that since 1964 has awarded every two years cash prizes for pioneering, scientific work in biochemistry and biophysics. In the 1980s, Mr Heineken founded the Alfred Heineken Fondsen Foundation, which awards, also every two years, four cash prizes to the sciences and the arts. Three Dr A.H. Heineken prizes are awarded for exceptional achievements in medicine, historical science and the environmental sciences. The fourth prize goes to an artist living and working in the Netherlands. Alfred Heineken has been decorated for several of his activities. He was made a Knight in the Order of the Dutch Lion and a Commander in the Order of Oranje-Nassau. In France, he was made first a Knight and later an Officer in the Order of the Legion of Honour. He received an Honorary Doctorate of Law from the University of Rochester. INSEAD, the international management institute, awarded him the honorary title of Master of Business Administration. The Burgomaster and Aldermen of Amsterdam presented him with the Silver Medallion of the capital, and the Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences presented him with the Silver Academy Medallion in 1990. The board of the Cannes international advertising festival acclaimed him Advertising Man of the Year in 1995. In 1999, he was chosen as Advertiser of the Century in the Netherlands, and the Heineken brand was awarded Brand of the Century.


Freddy Heineken, as he was known to his many friends and a few close colleagues, had a very intense love of music, architecture, film, photography and visual arts. He found the ideal of the homo universalis most appealing. His wide knowledge, creativity, intuition and humour made him an extremely fascinating personality. His kidnapping on 9th November 1983, and his subsequent release three weeks later, were world news. Following that traumatic experience, Alfred Heineken limited his public appearances and became very protective of his private life. In the few interviews he gave he was known as a man who spoke his mind and had strong views on a wide variety of subjects, including on the subject of death: It is not all that dreadful to die, because it was not all that bad before you were born.

The driving force in his life was his family. Alfred Heineken is survived by his wife, his daughter, his son-in-law and his five grandchildren.

Alfred Henry Heineken died on 3 January 2002. Today the world says farewell to a man of many talents. The Heineken organisation is deeply indebted to him.

[HiJinx]

Great Day back at ya!

My brother-in-law had surgery on his sinuses a while back...the doc gave him one critical bit of advice...don't do anything to change the air pressure around you 'cause your nose will let you know immediately that something isn't right!

So...no scuba-diving, no flying, and don't take a trip into the mountains!

Hope things work out well for you...prayers up!

HJ

PS: Gotta get back to work, BBL, all!