[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I don't think that's Tom's duck, Linda. I'm sure I saw this one floating in the tub after he got out:

[tomkow6]

Wanna buy a duck?

[tomkow6]

What two types of music do mummies like best?
Rag time and Wrap.

What do you call a three-headed deaf monster?
Anything you like, as he can't hear you.

How do witches tell the time?
Using a witch-watch

What time is it when a monster smashes down your front door?
Time to get a new door

[Radix]

Wow you took the best parts of my favorite comedian of all time. That is cool. "Say the secret word, divide a hundred dollars."