[tomkow6]

What two types of music do mummies like best?
Rag time and Wrap.

What do you call a three-headed deaf monster?
Anything you like, as he can't hear you.

How do witches tell the time?
Using a witch-watch

What time is it when a monster smashes down your front door?
Time to get a new door

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Tim USAF; Marty, Joe, Al & Scully USNavy; Keith USNavy; Joe USArmy; Tom "Big Red" USMC; Alex USnavy; Leatherneck Jody USMC:

We love you guys!
Kick butt, stay safe, and come home soon!
Thank you all for your service, and remember you are in our prayers!