FNC reports sources say they are "positive" they have sniper

FNC ^ | 10/24/02 | self

[PianoMan]

Shep Smith just reported sources say they are "positive" they have the sniper. Please delete this if this is redundant. It didn't look like it was. Thanks!

[Admin Moderator]

The Department of Redundancy Department cares.

[dfwgator]

I looked in the dictionary for the definition of "redundant", and it said "see redundant."

[null and void]

Vey series...

[PianoMan]

Well, nothing worse than Breaking News getting clogged up with a bunch of crap. Then everyone's comments are scattered etc. Figured I'd err on the side of caution. Thanks though.

[Constitution Day]

You must be the "cool moderator".

[Semper Paratus]

I will be reporting your infraction to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Maybe this belongs to the Ministry of Silly Walks?

[Coop]

Redundancy doesn't bother me, but repetition really gets my goat. And it makes me angry, too!

[Mixer]

Now let's find out who the snipers are working for.

This is obvious...they work for Allah. The fact that Williams converted to Islam is no small coincidence. They may not be directly tied to AQ but they are Islamic Terrorists.

[Shooter 2.5]

I noticed when the sniper had killed someone or if the authorities had just missed stopping him, the people on FR would get upset with each other over trivial matters. It's nice to see everyone's sense of humor is coming back.

[Mr. Mojo]

Now let's find out who the snipers are working for.

We can just forget about that. The Feds are now denying that they even thought about going down to "Camp Zero" (in Alabamistan), let alone actually connecting these Mohammedans to that facility. In other words, this is an isolated incident involving a couple nutballs ....move on, nothing to see here ....and go about your Christmas shopping.

[Poohbah]

Sheesh, who cares if you're being redundant?

Please! This is a very series subject!

Yes, it is VEY SERIES!

[Admin Moderator]

You can say that again.

[Weimdog]

Isn't Allah's hideout called Mecca or Medina.

I think we need to surround the place and have come out with his hands up! If Allah won't come out we lob in tear gas., maybe we can smoke him out :)

[dfwgator]

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Noose

[rintense]

Oh man, then you haven't been to the daily sniper threads! Last night I swear it turned into drunken conversations at a downtown bar!

[rintense]

Now that's damn scary.

[evolved_rage]

ooooooooooo!
You're good!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Every network's reporting is incredibly redundant.

"This is a Fox News Alert! You are looking live at our Fox News studio in New York, New York. Fox News has just learned that Fox News is planning on running a Fox News Alert! in 17 minutes. Sources tell us that as soon as staff finishes graphics and changing 3 words in the previous script, a new alert will be issued. This is not be confused with the Fox News Alert! regarding the shocking unanticipated discovering that the two snipers were considering future shootings. Nor is this to be confused with the Fox News Alert! that a news conference updating that no information will be released tomorrow is only 2 hours and 53 minutes away. We will keep you updated and break in the second something changes(like a preposition, or inflection.) Keep it here at Fox News Channel for the latest. Could your kid be shot next? Could he be killed at soccer practice? Fox News will bring you answers after this break."

[Balata]

Kudos to you sir. You captured Moose as help arrived. We may never know, but perhaps that was the help that put this investigation over the top. However, apparently you and I were the only ones to see it.

It was pulled immediately after my response to you. ;-)

[WilliamWallace1999]

Too scary. Do you contemplate your alphabet soup for secret messages too.