Posted on 10/22/2002 8:53:07 PM PDT by doug from upland
The Torch was caught in illegal stuff
The RATS knew things were getting tough
They had a seat that they most surely would lose
And so they pulled a scheme that would be making the evening news
Their time had all run out…Jersey's law had said
The party knew the Torch was dead
So they all screamed, "Let's abort"
Like Florida, they'd whine to the court
They said "No one should be making a fuss
Your laws do not apply to us"
They're filthy cheats…just check the stats
That's why the scum are called the RATS
Oh where oh where is Frank Lautenberg
He's gone missing…that's so absurd
We hope he's all right but we're not really sure
It would be very tragic if the Laut reached room temperature
The RATS can't give up that precious Senate seat
Their obstruction we would soon defeat
Laut, we know, can barely see and hear
Little Tommy he will follow, that's clear
When he's confused you're gonna hear him vent
"Someone tell me where my dentures went!"
He thinks that they have pulled off some big coup
But, Laut, you watch…the last laugh is on you
With one wrong move, they will never let you hide
With Ted they'll make you take a ride
Oh where oh where is Frank Lautenberg
He's gone missing…that's so absurd
We hope he's all right but we're not really sure
It would be very tragic if the Laut reached room temperature
We want a debate…where is Lautenberg
Doug's ready to debate…where is Lautenberg
Doug's ready to debate…where is Lautenberg
Doug's ready to debate…where is Lautenberg
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