Vanity (But True!!!): I was on Southwest Flight 160 with Al Gore!!!! ROTFLOL ALERT!!!!

Me ^ | 10/21/2002 | RooRoo

[formerDem]

"My first reaction upon reading this was that The Larch was checkout out the passengers in hopes that one would turn out to be a terrorist hijacker. He would then triumphantly leap up from his seat, subdue the attacker, and become a National Hero so as to help out any residual presidential aspirations The Larch might still have."

He is a democrat. He would never try to subdue the attacker. He would question whether there was sufficient evidence that the alleged perpetrator was in fact a terrorist. He would need proof before taking any action. And who is to say that there was any sort of terrorist threat. Maybe it is a republican ploy to distract attention from the economy.

Being a democrat means never having to say, "let's roll."

[smoking camels]

yeah... and somehow I think Jesus would be offended with your screen name... and with your defense of this sick mason person's vicious attacks!

[Endeavor]

Then you better sell that gas-guzzling van - people might get the idea that you're a conservative.

[tjg]

Gore's shortcomings and merits as a human being aside, riding that plane has to be killing him.

He must be sitting there thinking the whole time,

" I got more votes, why I'm I hogging (pun intended) six seats on this crappy plane instead of riding on AF One?"

It would have to give one a complex, and AlGore didn't need one more of those.

[GOPJ]

Gore's the man who rolled his eyes, sighed, and was rude to George Bush. Democrats don't challenge our ideas, they puff themselves up and express contempt for us. Gore's a human being, but not a very nice one.

Whether or not you like Mr. Gore's politics, he's a human being.

[xm177e2]

His administration provided nuclear material to North Korea, which helped them produce nuclear weapons. That might help you to put things in perspective.

[alaskanfan]

The people you see when you don't have gas!

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

[1 spark]

With threads like these, the sign would be more fitting for a tyke trike. Now stop your bellyaching and tattle telling or your mommy won't take you to the Britney Spears concert.

[Boomer Geezer]

I hope y'all don't think I'm being a knuckle dragging, unfeeling ... oh ... I don't think I should do this ... I might hurt someone's feelings.

Ah ... what the hell, here goes.

He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.

He guards our trees,
He eats tofu,
He's the model for Luv-Sto-Ree.
On off years he goes stumping,
Getting loot for the DNC!

He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.

He flies Southwest,
Stares fliers down,
Then goes to the lav-a-tree.
When he goes home to Tipper,
He's an Alpha Male, you see!

He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.

With apologies to the Pythons. Please feel free to add on:

[doug from upland]

Yes, I did enjoy it. Here is the adventure in musical form --- CLICK.

[Bonaparte]

"...or your mommy won't take you to the Britney Spears concert."

Now you're making me feel bad! You're being mean to me and I'm going to tell and then you'll be in trouble and you'll be sorry but it'll be too late!

Nyah Nyah Nyah! Neener neener NEEner! 1 spark is a wiener!

[alaskanfan]

The final verse requires very little reconstruction:

He's like a tree
He wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he'd been a girlie
Just like his dear PaPa

[eloy]

STFU!

[SwankyC]

I would say the same thing if it were anyone but 3 "people" on this planet; Bubba, Hillary and the Goron. They've done enough damage to this country, they should be stared down by everyone when in public. They should be sorry for what they've done.

[ReaganIsRight]

Wish I found this sooner -- what a hoot!

Here's a guy who receives big bucks from his father's dealing with Commie Armand Hammer flying on the super cheap! Plus a VP and legislature pension!

No campaign $$ left? 1 goon suggests he may not be getting SS protection.

Somebody please ask JimRob to ban mason123 and restore OKCSubmariner.

[AFPhys]

Well, I can not just sit here laughing so hard without posting a reply Mr. Gore... Mr. Gore... Mr. Gore... ROTFLMAO ... Not one person here can help but laugh at this description of the gorebot! One thing, Sir Mason, your laughable posts have managed to serve as a lightning rod for more replies than I have seen in a long time.

Congratulations.

It is a good thing it is a slow news day.

(By the way, are you really Mr.Gore?)

[Dan Day]

Yes, I do believe that democrats are human beings, and I don't believe that we Republicans gain anything from belittling our enemies. It just makes us looks small and petty. And we wonder why we have reputations as intolerant hatemongers.

"...the extra chromosome right wing."
-- Al Gore, White House Special Briefing, October 28, 1994

I'm sorry, who's the "intolerant hatemonger" again?

As soon as Al Gore learns to treat conservatives with respect, he'll have earned the same in return. Until then...

[Erasmus]

was the plane listing to the right? or did he sit on the left side of the plane.

All right, dammit. You force me to tell my EE joke.

A Polish airlines plane was on a flight from Warsaw to Krakow. An engine on the left wing developed a problem and konked out. The pilot asked all available passengers to move to the other side of the cabin to help stabilize the plane. However, it seemed to have the opposite effect; the plane went into a spin and crashed.

Later, the accident investigation was having trouble determining the cause, until somebody had the inspiration:

Too many Poles in the right-half plane.

[John Lenin]

[MissAmericanPie]

Oh get a grip, a glare is pretty tame compared to the rail he should be run out of the country on. Public scorn is a good thing, should happen far more often.

He's a thief, scum, a slap in the face to the term gentleman or integrity. Mr. NoControllingLegalAuthority deserves every glare he gets.