Ah ... what the hell, here goes.
He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.
He guards our trees,
He eats tofu,
He's the model for Luv-Sto-Ree.
On off years he goes stumping,
Getting loot for the DNC!
He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.
He flies Southwest,
Stares fliers down,
Then goes to the lav-a-tree.
When he goes home to Tipper,
He's an Alpha Male, you see!
He's an X-VP and he's OK
Sleeps all night, and works all day.
With apologies to the Pythons. Please feel free to add on:
He's like a tree
He wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he'd been a girlie
Just like his dear PaPa