I have seen your column in which you attempt to refer to President Bush as the "Boy Emperor". I don't know the back of which cereal box you plucked this monicker from, but it is instantly recognisable as being symptomatic of your continuing spouting of utter nonsense at the President. The President is not an Emperor, nor does he behave as if his trappings are imperial. Rather, that sort of behaviour can be ascribed to Bill Clinton, whose philosophy of government apparently was "L'etat c'est moi", and bent the offices of that state accordingly.
I don't know if this odd behaviour on your part comes from the fact that Bill Clinton apparently sent Michael Douglas to "distract" you. Once Clinton was out of danger, indeed, Douglas dropped you for Catherina Zeta Jones. No, dropped is too mild a term: he ditched, abandoned, dumped, rejected, discarded, put in the toilet bowl and flushed you. I would suggest that in spite of what logic may occur to you as a liberal (and that is indeed minimal), bashing President Bush will not bring him back, nor will it fill the barren Sahara of your womb.
Indeed, it is getting to the point where your epithets may even turn off New York Times readers, at least those who are not bored to sleep by the Pretentious Grey Bimbo by the time they reach your blatherings. In which case, you may be deprived of your sole form of psychological release, littering published materials and the internet with your brain droppings.
In other words, get a grip Maureen.
Ivan
London, England
LOL!! Good letter Ivan.
Ouch! Remind me not to get on your bad side! ;-)
Pure poetry Ivan. You do good.