[dixie sass]

Congressman, Sir, are you coming? If so it will be good to see you again.

[Congressman Billybob]

Hi, friend,

Not only will I be there, I have the honor of giving the first speech. The task, of course, is to work the crowd into an insane frenzy before charging down the Mall against the enemy, like the next to closing scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Let's just hope that English Bobbies do not stop our charge.

Cheers,

Congressman Billybob

This column is based on the fine work by FReepers in a thread on FR. Click for "Ballistics and Bullsh*t"

Click for "Til Death Do Us Part."

Click for "to Restore Trust in America"

[stand watie]

hey dixie,

are you bringing any other SC folks with you this time????

free the southland NOW,sw