[Congressman Billybob]

Hi, friend,

Not only will I be there, I have the honor of giving the first speech. The task, of course, is to work the crowd into an insane frenzy before charging down the Mall against the enemy, like the next to closing scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Let's just hope that English Bobbies do not stop our charge.

Cheers,

Congressman Billybob

This column is based on the fine work by FReepers in a thread on FR. Click for "Ballistics and Bullsh*t"

Click for "Til Death Do Us Part."

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[Fred Mertz]

Looking forward to seeing you again, Congressman Billybob.

[KLT]

OMG...I'm finally gonna get to meet ya....I can't wait for this Rally....Comin from the Socialist Republic of NY...

OH BTW, DID YOU KNOW A MOOSE BIT MY SISTER?

[dixie sass]

Rotfl, Sir. I have this insane picture running through my mind of the D.C. crowd with 'brellys and wearing bowlers, carrying flags and charging down the mall, with tgsltakoma dashing madly around tryin to get it all on film! Oh yes, we will be waving copies of your book!

I have always enjoyed our conversations, so I have no doubt that I will enjoy you speach!