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Those wacky scotsman. No wonder they wear skirts.
1 posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King
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Sheriff Mhairi Stephen

Pronounced like "Mary"? Or like "This kilt dunna cover M'Hairy legs, laddie"? <|:)~

36 posted on 10/17/2002 9:49:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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On the plus side, afterwards he wasn't forced to talk for an hour about 'the relationship'.
37 posted on 10/17/2002 9:50:30 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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Promiscuous cones can be seen on the streets of all major cities. They usually hang around construction sites.
39 posted on 10/17/2002 9:59:53 AM PDT by Consort
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Gives new meaning to the term "Cone-head".
40 posted on 10/17/2002 10:13:19 AM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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41 posted on 10/17/2002 10:25:09 AM PDT by Consort
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Is this Chelsea's boyfriend?

42 posted on 10/17/2002 10:34:16 AM PDT by tuckrdout
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Do you know how many birds can fit under a Scotsman's kilt?

It depends on the size of the perch..........

44 posted on 10/17/2002 11:00:43 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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Charles Robertson, 23, a mechanic, was one of about a dozen youths present on Calton Hill

Since when is 23 a youth?

45 posted on 10/17/2002 11:01:52 AM PDT by Gaas
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Did he wear a condom? No telling where that cone's been!
46 posted on 10/17/2002 11:04:27 AM PDT by weegee
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Al Gore invented the traffic cone. Did he invent sex also?
52 posted on 10/17/2002 11:14:20 AM PDT by Texagirl4W
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Brrrring the cones on! Willy will have his way with them!"
53 posted on 10/17/2002 11:15:56 AM PDT by texson66
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His defence lawyer, Andy Gilbertson, suggested to Sheriff Mhairi Stephen that if his client had been performing at an Edinburgh Festival Fringe show and people were egging him on that it would have been acceptable, but then retracted his opinion.

Hard to believe the lawyer actually wised up a bit.

60 posted on 10/17/2002 11:39:04 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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A MAN rolled about on the ground having sex with a traffic cone as stunned
youths watched in disbelief, a court heard yesterday.


In the words of Harvey Korman as "Hedley Lamarr" in "Blazing Saddles":

Kinky.
61 posted on 10/17/2002 11:40:42 AM PDT by VOA
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Where is Dan Ackroyd when you need him?
65 posted on 10/17/2002 11:57:06 AM PDT by Old Professer
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Perhaps he has a thing for Madonna...


66 posted on 10/17/2002 12:00:42 PM PDT by Redcloak
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You could have saved me a trip here if the title said it was not a female...:-)
67 posted on 10/17/2002 12:04:36 PM PDT by tubebender
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Bollox! He had to boff a bollard because his bagpipe was bent.
71 posted on 10/17/2002 12:24:12 PM PDT by DeFault User
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Well...at least he was toppsies!
72 posted on 10/17/2002 12:34:49 PM PDT by mlmr
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This Yank tough was the man responsible for the whole ordeal:

He was overheard to say "Sit on it!" and the Scottsman, afraid of the tough, did as he was told.

76 posted on 10/17/2002 12:45:04 PM PDT by weegee
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Cone with a condom
77 posted on 10/17/2002 8:24:19 PM PDT by altair
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