[MeekOneGOP]

Don’t ask me why, but every time Saddam Hussein issues a threat to the American people, Al Gore issues a threat to the American people.

[MHGinTN]

Don’t ask me why, but in times of stress, the vertebrae of Trent Lott’s spine telescopes shut. Uh, that would be near impossible since Trent Flop's spine is made of liguini