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This is the first time I have heard my Congressman getting any national exposure. Rush ridiculed him pretty well.

Mega Dittos!


1 posted on 09/18/2002 12:43:43 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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When I am in Washington, I speak with my staff early in the morning and we discuss the business of the day. At the office, I prepare for hearings before my subcommittees or committees; or for meetings with constituent groups, young people or representatives of government agencies. Conversations with colleagues, and issues that pop up unexpectedly are crammed in between meetings and hearings. Business before the House of Representatives can easily take well into the evening. I try to make both lunch and supper working meals with constituents or organizations. The days are very long, but work is very, very rewarding."

-- Congressman Ortiz

What no fingerpainting????

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2 posted on 09/18/2002 12:48:14 PM PDT by Dog
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Is it wrong to point out how dumb some of our elected representatives are to the folks back home? Do we send these bozos on purpose to make fun of the govt. or ourselves?
Rush ridiculed this guy pretty good today and insists he will hav a dumb ass of the day honor. Should be like fishing in a barrel.
3 posted on 09/18/2002 12:48:45 PM PDT by Joe Boucher
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Rush awarded my Congressman the Katie Couric Award for asking the stupidest question of the day.
4 posted on 09/18/2002 12:50:23 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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"If we attack Iraq, are we going to begin to see suicide bombers within the United States because we don't have the right intelligence?"

What's the problem? Retaliation by terrorists after an attack on a Middle Eastern country wouldn't be surprising. Because of Torch, our intelligence isn't all that great, as well. And just because they might retaliate has nothing to do with whether attacking Iraq is the right thing to do. We can't reward terrorists by giving in to their demands.

5 posted on 09/18/2002 12:52:20 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative
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giga-dittoes
6 posted on 09/18/2002 12:52:22 PM PDT by LiteKeeper
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Is it just me or does Congressman Solomon P. Ortiz look like an adult Eddie Munster?
7 posted on 09/18/2002 12:53:53 PM PDT by Ghengis
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This idiot doesn't know we've all ready had homicide bombers? He's been off the planet for over a year? His keeper doesn't know he's out?
10 posted on 09/18/2002 1:01:16 PM PDT by abclily
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Is Rush gaining weight? I really admire him for shedding the pounds the way he did. But, unless it's just a bad camera angle, Tuesday's Ditto-Cam teaser sure makes me wonder if El Rushbo is putting it back on (no, I'm not going to buy a membership to find out)...

If the pic doesn't show up, the URL is http://fp.rushlimbaugh.com/@v=0209181234@/home/today.parcol33.0003.ImageFile.jpg

16 posted on 09/18/2002 1:23:10 PM PDT by newgeezer
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To: Dog; Joe Boucher; GraniteStateConservative; LiteKeeper; Ghengis; Oldeconomybuyer; abclily; ...
Here's Rush's update.

Congressman Solomon P. Ortiz

September 18, 2002

On Tuesday's Today Show, the perky Katie Couric asked a stupid question for the ages. As a result of this question, we are starting a new award, the Katie Couric Award. Whenever someone asks an absolutely stupid question, they will win the Katie Couric Award for that day. There could easily be multiple winners, depending on how we're able to keep up with all the stupid questions out there.

Here is the question Katie Couric asked on Tuesday of an FBI special agent in Buffalo, in reference to the Al-Qaeda Democrats that were busted up there: "But what other than the fact that they trained at this camp do you all have as evidence in terms of their being terrorists or being a part of the a terrorist cell?" You could come up with any analogous question you want to prove the stupidity here. The evidence is that they trained at the camp!

Today's winner of this award is a Democrat on the House Armed Services Committee, Solomon P. Ortiz of Texas, who asked this question of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld: "If we attack Iraq, are we going to begin to see suicide bombers within the United States because we don't have the right intelligence?" This is even better than Katie's question! Rumsfeld's answer was basically, "Well, if you're worried about a cause and effect, we already have the effect. It was 9-11."

Congressmen Ortiz: Glittering Jewel of Collossal Ignorance

In other words, you have the order backwards, Congressman Ortiz. There have already been suicide bombings here, and there have already been terrorist attacks. They started in 1993 at the World Trade Center, and have moved forward, and since then 800 Americans, in addition to the 3,000 killed in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, have been killed in the United States and abroad by terrorist activity.

Congressman Ortiz's question was so amazingly stupid and worthy of our inaugural Katie Couric Award that we decided we had to know more about this man. So, we went to his website, where we found posted, "Ortiz: A Lifetime of Service" which recounts a typical day in Washington for the esteemed congressman. He doesn't do a thing all day, except have meals! It reads like a cheap book report. After reading it, you still wonder, what does he do? Why did he get elected? And why does he get reelected? Well, you can go to the web site if you want and read it for yourself or you can listen to me read it in the audio link below. Congratulations, Congressman Ortiz!


24 posted on 09/18/2002 8:42:21 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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