Reno expected to make concession speech as her gubernatorial primary bid fades

Associated Press ^ | 9-17-02 | KEN THOMAS

[Oldeconomybuyer]

MIAMI (AP) --

[E. Pluribus Unum]

No Janet No!!! Recount! Recount! Let every vote be counted! And every dimpled pregnant chad! Don't let your supporters be disenfranchised!

[jraven]

She can easily get a job in the WWF.

[Dog Gone]

She needs to wait for the absentee ballots from our servicemen to arrive and be counted.

Oh wait. None of them would have voted for her...

[hauerf]

Will this stupid vicious pig now go back to the sty from which she came and never be heard from again?

[Henchster]

OK, just imagine R2D2 is McBride, C3PO is McBride's campaign manager, and Han Solo is Janet Renob's CM:

"He made a fair move, screaming about it can't help you."

Let him have it, it's not wise to upset a Wookie."

"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a Droid."

"That's because a Droid don't pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that."

"I see your point sir. I suggest a new strategy R2, let the Wookie win."

[genefromjersey]

No,No, NO !!!

You people - ( Hey ! Bow down when I'm talking to you ! ) - don't understand !!!

I don't want every vote counted: Just the votes for ME !!

Sign me RED PICKUP TRUCK

[ladyinred]

The former U.S. attorney general was mum on what she might say Tuesday, telling reporters on Monday: "I don't deal in what ifs."

Tell that to the children of Waco Janet dear.

[Nick Danger]