Always In The Place(My Naples/Alligator Alley Story)

myself | 9-13-02 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

No I honestly don't think Naples was a target obviously. But enough weird crap has gone on in this area with muslims in the last year or so....I just find it totally ironic that this happened right here...kinda at the gates to what I have spoken about so many times before.

[My Favorite Headache]

Ping for appreciation.....I know how much you love these stories...hahahaha

[dead]

In the center of the action again. You're starting to remind me of Forrest Gump. 8-)

[Joe Brower]

You gents down there got your Florida CCWs? I got mine...

[Fred Mertz]

So, how did the date go?

[AAABEST]

In the center of the action again....

No kidding. I'm waiting for Osama Bin Laden himself to fall out of the sky and land directly on doug's head as he's meandering his way around my formerly little-known county.

[My Favorite Headache]

Fred,

If I stayed to chat...then it obviously was a success. ;)

[My Favorite Headache]

In the words of President Bush on 60 Minutes 2 the other night when asked why bin-Laden was not dead yet? "How do you know that?", I have him stuffed and ready for release come election day '04.

[N. Theknow]

You gents down there got your Florida CCWs? I got mine...

To Hell with CCW's sounds like it's time for OTFH! (On The Frickin' Hip)

[FReepaholic]

Thanks for the inside info.

[Joe Brower]

How's about OTS (off the shoulder)?

Invoke "Rule 308".

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"I can tell you one thing....this county went into serious action last night. "

We had two sizeable explosions at a chemical plant here (Mobile) a few days ago. Same major show of force.

[cake_crumb]

WOW....thanks for all that almost on-the-scene info! This is gonna be even more expensive than I thought.

There are a bunch of BLISSFUL intellectools on This "HOAX??" Thread claming these guys right to this little practical joke is a Constitutional right.

[cake_crumb]

Say, do you have any info on the possible rate of SPEED our crazily humorous Arab-American practical jokesters felt was necessary to keep up the maximum yuks for the max distance?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

What a perversion of what the definition of "Constitutional Rights" mean. Not surprised at all. I guess now people can discuss bombs and hijackings while in a 747 at 35k ft.

[cake_crumb]

"Not surprised at all. I guess now people can discuss bombs and hijackings while in a 747 at 35k ft."

Only if they're AHEM...Semitic-Muslims.

[PoisedWoman]

Naples might be some kind of target. My old neighbor there, a big exec in international company who'd also done some CIA work overseas, was told by FBI that he was on the hit lists of several leftist terror groups...he had bulletproof glass in his home, when in restaurants, sat with his back against the wall wher he could watch the door. He's gone to his reward now, but many Naples people are very wealthy and connected to political agencies, and might have ruffled feathers of the left somewhere along the way.

[cake_crumb]

"Naples might be some kind of target."

Maybe...but they were talking about Miami...wasn't it a Bank of America building in Miami that Acne Boy hit with a stolen plane?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Tampa... but I digress... they just evacuated the Columbia Tower in Seattle (the tallest bldg there) because of a bomb threat... shortly after 3:00 PM...

Still looking for info on THAT as well... maybe it was just another "constitutionally-protected joke" by some local muslims...

[cake_crumb]

"maybe it was just another "constitutionally-protected joke" by some local muslims..."

DARN, you beat me to it!

...Thanks for the info. I'll look too.