Posted on 09/11/2002 8:46:40 AM PDT by Drawsing
My wife just called me with this. I can't find it anywhere else. She saw it on the local TV channel.
With all of us poking around in here, I bet you sometime scratch you head as to how much anal nitpicking can these guys come up with, don't you? LOL, didn't mean to cause maintanence work during a mid-week.
Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin
Posted on 02/20/2002 10:02 AM Pacific by RCW2001
Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin |
"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist." He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues. Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable. This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this." On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise." |
Anybody know Gary Condit's whereabouts?
The Israelis must think we are friggin' idiots.
Well, I dont know why I came on this flight,
I got the feeling that something aint right.
Im so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And Im wondering how Ill get down the stairs.
Saudis to the left of me, Egyptians to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the bathroom with ewe.
Yes, Im stuck in the bathroom with ewe,
And Im wondering what it is I should do.
Its so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, Im all over the place.
Saudis to the left of me, Egyptians to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with ewe.
Ritual purification for jihad? Beware.
Just don't stare at them....
I REMEMBER THAT....now I feel oooooooooold.
Bwahaha... They might enjoy that too much, dude...
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