Posted on 09/09/2002 5:34:13 PM PDT by shamus11
Within a short while Saddam is going to get bombed into the ground. It is only fair that I pass along some advice. Because that is not a nice position to be in, no matter how stupid a despot could be.
He better start doing some diplomatic maneuvers and quick.
By
James Bredin
Hey Saddam: We think that maybe you’ve got something to hide,
And a few of those weapons inspectors say you may have lied,
But this is not about lies or truth or your speaker in the tower,
This is about oil, pride, you, George, his father and power.
I hear you just got reappointed and your job as president is safe,
Don’t have to contend with term limits but where bombs might strafe,
You think that maybe the Americans will back down and go home,
With you and your UN friends sitting under your radar dome.
I hear your last referendum gave you 99.96% of the vote,
Who was the opposition; did he vote, go down or did he float?
But that wont help a bit when the Americans press a button,
Three miles up in the sky; shows for punishment you’re a glutton.
Well Saddam, I’ve got lots of advice for you that might save your butt,
Find out where Ben Laden lives ‘cause he’s obviously another nut,
Move in with Ben with his four wives, fifty kids in their secret cave,
Better than your bombed out bunker turning into your grave.
You don’t have to thank me for all this good advice,
Send your guys to make a deal, make it fast and make it nice,
You got away the last time by the skin of your teeth,
‘Cause someone may throw a wreath when you’re buried underneath.
Monday, September 09, 2002
I hope you've been keeping up those life insurance payments because, right now, you don't have the life expectancy of a house fly.
Chappaqua???
change the locks
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